Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[Wes.]

is gruden dead in the water or about to be named the coach? Im a little behind...

The deal is done but it will be a while before it can be announced. In the mean time there will be disinfo and smokescreens.

 

[Squints]

Tell Currie to sweeten the offer with this.....

A 90-something year old clutching a necklace...

 

[TN Outlaw]

Hmm....a conundrum.

A Condom? Now see, Boro is a real man! None of that Titanic crap. Oh, you said.....nevermind

 

[HearForGrumors]

Son...I'm so on board I SOLD all of my pants. Don't even own a pair.

Fake news: no one is buying your pants...

 

[JFreak]

I no sooner had folded up my flip fone typing to youall when a car load of Tampa Buc fans pulled me over (not sure but I think it's a pro team with that lil feller on the helment with a case knife in his teeth). They said they saw me take Gruden and no way was he leaving their team. It weren't much of a battle. They were 4 of them but they was small and weak. My blue tick bit a couple of them too. Jon needs to be outta that state for sure. He don't fit in with these lil girly boys. Well back on the road and north bound. wish me luck.
Go Vols!!!

Good luck feller. Is there any way to avoid the entire state of GA?

 

[Ibracadabra]

I disagree. I can confirm 100% that I am off the table and will not be HFC at UT.

:lol:

 

[smittysmitt3434]

is gruden dead in the water or about to be named the coach? Im a little behind...

Rumor is that Norvell will be introduced Sunday afternoon. There are some that are still holding out hope that it is just a smokescreen.

 

['Boro-vol]

Ironic...

Dontcha think?

 

[VolDaddy87]

is gruden dead in the water or about to be named the coach? Im a little behind...

Yes

 

[Los-Osis]

Love this site, more drama then a teen age girl going through puberty.

 

['Boro-vol]

rumor is that norvell will be introduced sunday afternoon. There are some that are still holding out hope that it is just a smokescreen.

😂

 

[05_never_again]

Are reports true that the reason for Gruden holdout is that he still wants to do Gruden Hotline Corona commercials as UT head coach, and Davenport has misgivings about the promotion of alcohol by a sitting college coach?

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Rumor is that Norvell will be introduced Sunday afternoon. There are some that are still holding out hope that it is just a smokescreen.

Uh no

 

[aredfox28]

So...Gruden to Tennessee is off the table?

Soon-ish?

 

['Boro-vol]

Fake news: no one is buying your pants...

Good point....Goodwill even turned them away.

 

[volinSmyrna]

Have a Gruden everyone!

Off to Big Ed's and some Catholic vs. Oak Ridge playoff action. Cheers!!!

Did you have to rub it in with the Big Ed's?

 

[FacelessArya]

Good bye Jon....I'll never forget you.

F that ****. If he turns us down after not saying anything to stop us believing, I’m buying a chucky doll and I’m doing a damn seance with some chicken bones and some voodoo needles.

 

[G8rh8r]

I just sat down in my lounge chair after getting up at 4:00 am to take the family to Mexico. Have pity on me....I've been in a plane all day with small kids. What's the word? It looks down. I'd read but I have ten minutes until face painting and then I have to parent.

 

[kayakonthefly]

I'm curious to see how fast it would work. But, no, people should never ever try to do that.

I heard pretty dang quick.

 

[JFreak]

Are reports true that the reason for Gruden holdout is that he still wants to do Gruden Hotline Corona commercials as UT head coach, and Davenport has misgivings about the promotion of alcohol by a sitting college coach?

I heard it was because he refuses to use First Tennessee Bank.

 

[GameTime]

I'm sure Jon feels this way about UT....

 

[Catbone]

Wish I could believe Boro. Really do.

 

[theFallGuy]

They're all asshats

wtf

 

[apevol]

Are reports true that the reason for Gruden holdout is that he still wants to do Gruden Hotline Corona commercials as UT head coach, and Davenport has misgivings about the promotion of alcohol by a sitting college coach?

I hope so. Because I should be sponsored as some horribly dysfunctional drunken mascot.

 

[goooooovols]

Dontcha think?

Yep