Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[Behr]

wtf

That's right. I got more inteligents in my left nut then all y'all.

 

[Hubbard]

Simply, GTFO with your faux hipster shtick....save the remarks

Having a bad day?

Take it if you try to dish it.

 

[VolDaddy87]

$11M AAAAAAND full power over the UTAD?

Nah. I have a pretty good gig already.

 

[sona]

Seriously, Goodwill did NOT want my pants.

Try KARM.

 

[ShoNuff]

Tennessee has serious concerns about Jon Gruden as a coaching candidate - CBSSports.com

i swear to god if they bring Mike Gundy's mullet into Neyland I'm going to lose my &$*@. It's going to be like the movie Major League when Ricky Vaughn comes out of the dugout. Everyone singing Wild Thang.

 

[smittysmitt3434]

Norvell couldn't be announced until Memphis' season is over

He plans to resign at halftime of their game on Saturday. I have sources. Check my stats.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Tennessee has serious concerns about Jon Gruden as a coaching candidate - CBSSports.com

Source= Jimmy Sexton

 

[Los-Osis]

I am thinking I may offer my services as head coach, but to come out of retirement and get out of this recliner is going to be a huge buy out.

 

[Boca Vol]

I know everybody here wants Gruden. I also want Gruden. I still think he is coming, IMO everything that is going on and lack there of is all smokescreen. Saban did it to Bama, heck crappy Butch Jones even told Cincy he wasnt leaving before he left for Tennessee. But, if he doesnt come, Tennessee can and still will prosper. There are plenty of other coaches that can get it done at this great University. So if we dont get Gruden keep your head up and support our future.

In typical Jones fashion, he "said" he wasn't leaving UC but didn't try too hard to hide that he was whoring himself out to Colorado and then UT.

 

[voltheway]

Tennessee has serious concerns about Jon Gruden as a coaching candidate - CBSSports.com

The PR of this is concerning.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Rumor is that Norvell will be introduced Sunday afternoon. There are some that are still holding out hope that it is just a smokescreen.

If that's the guy I'm not going to games anymore unless he proves he can win here first. In the past no matter who they trot in as our new coach I've gave instant support even though a 3rs rate coach. It's too expensive to be that kind of fan when they have proven nothing as a coach at a legit competition level.

 

[FacelessArya]

Calm down and smoke this.

Not time yet. I have to be responsible until certain small people close their eyes.

 

[MaTaLa]

Having a bad day?

Take it if you try to dish it.

Not at all, social constructs are so hard, eh?

EDIT: GTFO

 

[Ibracadabra]

i swear to god if they bring Mike Gundy's mullet into Neyland I'm going to lose my &$*@. It's going to be like the movie Major League when Ricky Vaughn comes out of the dugout. Everyone singing Wild Thang.

He's never leaving OKS IMO

 

[kyvolsfan]

Looks like Hyams or Sexton have been talking to CBS Sports.

 

[Kurtastrophe]

In typical Jones fashion, he "said" he wasn't leaving UC but didn't try too hard to hard to hide that he was whoring himself out to Colorado and then UT.

Didn’t he interview at UK as well?

 

[sona]

Oh god...

It's like he has read the anti-Gruden concern troll talking points posted here.

 

[apevol]

nuts

 

[VolInNorthCack]

yep

Nope.

 

[Hubbard]

I am thinking I may offer my services as head coach, but to come out of retirement and get out of this recliner is going to be a huge buy out.

I'd ask them to at least move the trailer for you.

 

[VolzMan53]

I'm sure Jon feels this way about UT....

she is one of my favorite hotties !

 

[05_never_again]

Wow - Corona is doing a promotion where if you win you get to hang out with Gruden on the set of his QB camp. If he takes the Tennessee job, he likely couldn't do this. Surely this is giving him reservations. Perhaps this is the reason Grumors have gone tame today?

 

[apevol]

Not time yet. I have to be responsible until certain small people close their eyes.

Run like hell.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Oh yeah
Some people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and I'll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
Oh yeah
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is knucklehead, please take my hand
Oh yeah
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is knucklehead, please take my hand

 

[austin_vol]

Source= Jimmy Sexton

my exact thoughts....no one can take this seriously