Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[FacelessArya]

Out of curiosity, do you have red hair, is your name Tiffany, or are you a hair dresser?

Nope on all counts.

 

[esarmstrong]

Source= Jimmy Sexton

... and Jiminy Hyams.

 

[1985Vols]

Looks like Hyams or Sexton have been talking to CBS Sports.

If true, Currie should be fired by tomorrow

 

[Hubbard]

Not at all, social constructs are so hard, eh?

EDIT: GTFO

Wow, you must have had a rough day at school today.

BTW GTFO is overused and unimpressive.

 

[KnoxSkiVol]

🍺 🍺 🍺

 

[Jake]

Nah. I have a pretty good gig already.

We have a very fine escort service??

 

[Ibracadabra]

Oh yeah
Some people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and I'll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
Oh yeah
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is Lucifer, please take my hand
Oh yeah
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is Lucifer, please take my hand

You're automatically awesome in my book.

Anyone that likes Sabbath is a friend of mine.

 

[tastycar]

Nope on all counts.

Oddly specific. I would think 'is your name Tiffany' would be good enough, right?

 

[goooooovols]

Looks like Hyams or Sexton have been talking to CBS Sports.

Didn’t we hear that an article or two would go up just before we make the hire? Or am I just confusing that with a different rumor?

 

[kayakonthefly]

Source= Jimmy Sexton

I swear these "news agencies" or whatever read this message board and just post stuff we spew out here.

 

[revjayp]

No I’ve also heard Norvell told his team this week. Friend in Olive Branch owns a gym that several of the players work out at.

 

[Squints]

That's right. I got more inteligents in my left nut then all y'all.

Pocket presents.

 

[05_never_again]

Past is prologue.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WovrPXMm3LQ[/youtube]

 

[UTwild82]

The CBS article said Kelly and Gundy. I've not seen those guys listed in any articles other than "top 10" lists or something.

Currie was right. Don't believe a thing till an announcement is made.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

... and Jiminy Hyams.

Sexton = Hyams

 

[tastycar]

No I’ve also heard Norvell told his team this week. Friend in Olive Branch owns a gym that several of the players work out at.

Are you joking? Norvell? Should have just kept Butch. Typical f****** Tennessee.

 

[TN_Transplant]

No I’ve also heard Norvell told his team this week. Friend in Olive Branch owns a gym that several of the players work out at.

It's because the hookers in Memphis won't drive all the way to Olive Branch... Know we know why he's leaving...

 

[Los-Osis]

I'd ask them to at least move the trailer for you.

That would definitely be a requirement. Thanks for the input.

 

[MaTaLa]

Wow, you must have had a rough day at school today.

BTW GTFO is overused and unimpressive.

We need a Freak sweep on the Troll aisle

 

[knucklehead_vol]

You're automatically awesome in my book.

Anyone that likes Sabbath is a friend of mine.

You quoted before I changed the lyrics

 

[SubjectiveReality]

Tennessee has serious concerns about Jon Gruden as a coaching candidate - CBSSports.com

No, that writer doesn't think it can work/doesn't want it to work and added "Tennesse" instead of "I have serious concerns about Jon Gruden as a coaching candidate."

 

[Smokeyshowl66]

Summary for today. Lots of funny stuff - but the trolling has been over the top on both ends of the spectrum. In summary, there has been no new news today.

 

[otis72]

jimmy said we never contacted gruden..

 

[VFLnSFD]

Oddly specific. I would think 'is your name Tiffany' would be good enough, right?

Not for the hot crazy matrix.

 

[kayakonthefly]

Oddly specific. I would think 'is your name Tiffany' would be good enough, right?

No. Not exactly. Hot / crazy matrix.

Edit: dangit look right above me