Official Jon Gruden Thread II (merged)

[TNVolSoldier]

More good stuff.

By your name, I assume you are in the military. If so, thanks for your service. You guys are real heroes.

I have my moments,

You assume correct and thank you for your support.

 

[volatil]

Show me where anyone reported the initial offer made today to Almonte? Sorry to rain on your little possies circle jerk.

No one has reported an offer being made today but you.

 

[spudvol]

Link to the 6 year $31.5million offer before today please. Not being sarcastic, just feel like I've missed something.

 

[RikidyBones]

I've texted all of them and they all say that Dooley has managed to piss them off too.

I know your lying because there is no way Reggie Williams has a phone.

 

[volatil]

Link to the 6 year $31.5million offer before today please. Not being sarcastic, just feel like I've missed something.

Boro has said on multiple occasions it is 7 years 35 million

 

[LittleDTO]

Who is Lamonte? Grudens agent?

Yes

 

[Dale4Life]

I feel like I'm in high school again. Which was only like 4 years ago for me. A lot longer for some of you bickering at each other.

 

[Lexvol]

I know your lying because there is no way Reggie Williams has a phone.

I meant all of them EXCEPT Reggie.

 

[JayVols]

Boom shocka locka, we all just got e-owned by OCI...

More chest pounding.

 

[OCIVol]

If you thought people woukd want to know it, you would have posted in this thread. However, in some attempt to rally your "fans" and increase your own ecred, you decide to start your own thread with the bolded headline BREAKING NEWS.

Secondly, there is zero chance that an actual formal offer has been given. Have talks happened? Hell yeah they have, 2 weeks ago. Has it been talked about in here? Again, hell yeah.

The recruiting forum needs their insider hero from Malibu back.

Sorry I haven't had time to read 15K+ post in the Gruden thread the last couple weeks. I reported something that actually happened and you seem to be upset about it. The ones complaining about e-cred are probably the only ones concerned about it.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Good Lord..

 

[Volsfan895]

Good Lord..

seconded.

 

[volatil]

Sorry I haven't had time to read 15K+ post in the Gruden thread the last couple weeks. I reported something that actually happened and you seem to be upset about it. The ones complaining about e-cred are probably the only ones concerned about it.

I don't even know what ecred is. I put that in there because it sounds funny. Sorry that you were offended.

 

[bray2milton]

OCI do you know how recent this offer was made? Last week, today?

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

seconded.

Don't know what else to say....:jpshakehead:

 

[UTMark]

another one

Well then, it has to be true.

 

[Lexvol]

Quick...everybody post a picture of their junk. We will settle this once and for all.

 

[LittleDTO]

Sorry I haven't had time to read 15K+ post in the Gruden thread the last couple weeks. I reported something that actually happened and you seem to be upset about it. The ones complaining about e-cred are probably the only ones concerned about it.

No formal offer has been made. Have they talked money? Yes. But weeks ago. You say you didn't have time to read through a thread. Ok I'll give you that. You decide to start your own thread while one is available on the subject, it's laughable.

 

[JayVols]

Show me where anyone reported the initial offer made today to Almonte?

You're going to hurt your shoulder trying to pat yoursef on the back. How will you type if that happens? Where will our breaking news come from then? Pace yourself.

 

[OCIVol]

OCI do you know how recent this offer was made? Last week, today?

Today was the initial offer by UT to Almonte.

 

[LittleDTO]

Quick...everybody post a picture of their junk. We will settle this once and for all.

Ha ha. Epenis measurements.

 

[thebjd]

Sorry I haven't had time to read 15K+ post in the Gruden thread the last couple weeks. I reported something that actually happened and you seem to be upset about it. The ones complaining about e-cred are probably the only ones concerned about it.

Read them. It's good

 

[volinbham]

this thread is getting very unDude

 

[Lexvol]

Ha ha. Epenis measurements.

No offense to Smokeyhuntsgators...

 

[peyton4heisman]

Pretty sure that was Saban. Frank Wychek tells that story alot on 104.5

Oh ok. I knew the details were fuzzy haha