Official Jon Gruden Thread III

[murz]

That's why an agent wouldn't agree to it

Very good point

 

[Wilson27]

Because he thinks Gruden is a possibility but nothing has been done yet.

I love the fact he says LAST time money wasn't close! Hmmmm, think some things might have changed since last time there Rucky boy?

 

[rocktopper16]

That's an easy question to answer..Uh..he's won a Super Bowl.

Something saban will never do.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

This thread brought the lulz

And we are almost 15% to filling up the Gruden III thread in 1 dawggone day.

 

[SuperDave]

I like how everybody believes this with no proof just cause they want it to happen. just try no to kill yourself when it doesnt happen.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Nudz?

You know it brah

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

We seen all kinds of Bama Fans beside the trails. When they seen our power T on the window everyone of them said "Roll Tide" I gave them the one finger wave, lol I was really dreading the game the next day. Next year will be a different story thanks to Gruden!!! woo hoo!!

Just tell them that Chucky is coming to their house next year!:rock:

 

[BanditVol]

We can always delete and stroll down to the Charlie Strong thread later on if this blows up.

You might wanna have a few more in reserve, lol

 

[Godfatha]

I like how everybody believes this with no proof just cause they want it to happen. just try no to kill yourself when it doesnt happen.

Thank you, Shakespeare.

 

[MedicT]

Thank you, Shakespeare.

I think we have seen enough tragedy on the field this year to suffice, no?

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Just tell them that Chucky is coming to their house next year!:rock:

With about 25 kids of top 5 class with only half the recruiting time of ole Nick. So pucker up we are winning 2014.

 

[B-Stizzy]

Rucker did tweet this: "REMINDER: Last time Vols had an opening, Jon Gruden was contacted. He was very interested. Money wasn't close."

Why the **** would he post that if he was so convinced Gruden isn't coming?

Answer: he has no clue and is trying to cover all of his bases. Gruden doesn't come, he looks credible because he said so. Gruden does come, he tries to look credible because of cryptic tweets that make it look like he was "withholding" information.

When did he tweet this? Im with you. A lot of these journalist try an cover all the bases so they can claim that they knew something and were right.

 

[Sudden Impact]

Did I miss something

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Something saban will never do.

This.

 

[volatil]

:loco:

 

[Escape Goat]

It's obviously a done deal. BVD has a PHD in reading tween the lines. :dance2:

And then pissing, and taking a dump on them while making a video.

 

[vol_in_ar]

This is the normal flow of the Gruden thread...

The connected drop in. Say cryptic things. Throw us a couple of bones. Connected are questioned by outsiders. 10-15 pages

Then...

Big info is dropped. Boners are mentioned, poop pants, cry, scream for more info, post gifs. 40-45 pages

Then...

Excitement wears off, thongs are discussed, fishing, golfing, and small talk. 20-25 pages

Repeat x11

Start new thread

left out Fulmer fat jokes

 

[Godfatha]

I think we have seen enough tragedy on the field this year to suffice, no?

Aye, it vexes my soul.

 

[Wilson27]

Rucker and Hyams should both be nominated for a smugness award. Hyams has already won a few made up awards for reporting things three days after everyone else knew.

 

[Escape Goat]

It's ok, you can make fun of my Braves.

No joke. It's been tough being a Brave, Titan, Pred, & Vol fan lately. Braves are just outright pathetic lately though.

 

[VolMaster14]

And then pissing, and taking a dump on them while making a video.

Yes I do, yes I do

 

[B-Stizzy]

Did I miss something

love the last line.....lol

 

[volatil]

Aye, it vexes my soul.

Did you just pick up an Irish accent????

 

[BigFish]

Brent Hubbs says that it is not a done deal. He says that no agreement has been reached. He did say earlier that UT would pursue Gruden hard. For some reason it doesn't seem logical that a deal is done. Why would an agent agree to a contract now?

 

[VolMaster14]

No joke. It's been tough being a Brave, Titan, Pred, & Vol fan lately. Braves are just outright pathetic lately though.

Definitely miss the early to mid 90's braves teams!