Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[Ertel]

No. That's me.

Haha least you admit it.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

And the smell of mahogany

Accentuated by the subtle scent of Sex Panther.

 

[Escape Goat]

And many pleather bound books.

Pleather is for chumps. My books are bound in the finest of tanned human baby skin.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Isn't he the one with the stalkerish and borderline disturbing hate for oci?

One of a few unfortunately. I have no beef with OCI and I enjoy his input. Somethings don't turn out the way he says, but I'd wager that no one on this board can say they are correct 100% of the time no matter how sure they may be.

 

[Dudleys87]

We all know there will be 102,455 at the spring game. The real question is how many will be at the official Jon Gruden welcome party.

I dont think you'll have to worry about people showing up at the Spring Game. Itll sellout weeks in advance.

 

[Escape Goat]

Haha least you admit it.

Lol. Was kidding. I don't mind oci at all. Don't believe a word he types, but I don't dislike him.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Pleather is for chumps. My books are bound in the finest of tanned human baby skin.

What's up Hannibal.

 

[ACvol3]

I have sources that say its done...dooley is a goner

True or false hot shot... That isn't the first screen name u have had on VN

 

[COOKEVOL]

But your house is filled with rich luxurious cherry oak! You should be proud!

I reenact Risky Business every night on my supple and luxurious floors.

 

[Escape Goat]

What's up Hannibal.

It rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

One of a few unfortunately. I have no beef with OCI and I enjoy his input. Somethings don't turn out the way he says, but I'd wager that no one on this board can say they are correct 100% of the time no matter how sure they may be.

90% of the time I am right 100% of the time.

 

[ACvol3]

One of a few unfortunately. I have no beef with OCI and I enjoy his input. Somethings don't turn out the way he says, but I'd wager that no one on this board can say they are correct 100% of the time no matter how sure they may be.

He's a poser imo

 

[xJesusx56]

Pleather is for chumps. My books are bound in the finest of tanned human baby skin.

After you finish skinning them save me a baby skull. I need a new one for my keychain.

 

[Escape Goat]

That chic human beatboxer is about annoying. How repulsive.

 

[Ertel]

We all know there will be 102,455 at the spring game. The real question is how many will be at the official Jon Gruden welcome party.

This guy! But only in body, my mind will be a mix of pure childlike joy and utter idiocy brought on by so much alcohol that my incoherent ramblings might even rival those found on grudenville

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

It rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose.

What if it likes the hose?

 

[Escape Goat]

After you finish skinning them save me a baby skull. I need a new one for my keychain.

I'm rich *****. I have underlings that skin them. I will tell them though.

 

[Escape Goat]

What if it likes the hose?

Then it gets sybian.

 

[ACvol3]

I reenact Risky Business every night on my supple and luxurious floors.

Is there a pelt of a polar bear in front of ur fire place?

 

[COOKEVOL]

He's a poser imo

That may be, but it does not bother me.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

It rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose.

For the last time..nothing happened. Jeez people. Joe Dirt reference for the comedically impaired.

 

[Emiddle]

I dont think you'll have to worry about people showing up at the Spring Game. Itll sellout weeks in advance.

I'm not worried at all. Alot of people talk trash about our fan base giving up easily. That's not the case at all. We are just sore losers and rightfully so. This is Tennessee we are an og triple og here in the SEC. An original badass.

 

[xJesusx56]

I'm rich *****. I have underlings that skin them. I will tell them though.

Tell them not to **** it up or else you'll burn their feet.

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Pleather is for chumps. My books are bound in the finest of tanned human baby skin.

lol:lol: I like your style.:thumbsup:

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Then it gets sybian.

Always considered you the Howard Stern of VN.