Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[Escape Goat]

No...you took all the fun out of it. :cray: Thought I was all witty and stuff, now I just feel like I won the Dennis Miller obscure reference of the night award.

lol: Here's a like to show you are appreciated.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Three at a time Cooke. Bonus round.

He is going all Marilyn Chambers on them dogs.

 

[Escape Goat]

He is going all Marilyn Chambers on them dogs.

He hungry for an extenze

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

What r u all watching?

Bobby Patrino pick his face sores. What you up to?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Porn

Kitty? starring Tardar?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

lol: Here's a like to show you are appreciated.

Now I feel like the bum standing at the stop sign.

 

[Escape Goat]

Now I feel like the bum standing at the stop sign.

Nah. I just show them all my cash and drive off.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

What r u all watching?

Everybodys free stylin tonight I think.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Nah. I just show them all my cash and drive off.

You bastage... I gotta try that sometime.

 

[SamRebel35]

Kitty? starring Tardar?

Brazillian Fart Porn.

 

[Dudleys87]

any good games tomorrow?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Brazillian Fart Porn.

Oooooo. That's the artsy kind.

 

[Escape Goat]

You bastage... I gotta try that sometime.

My favorite is when you see one hitchhiking on the interstate. I stop and ask them where they are going. They say "Texas", and I say sweet, I'll tell them you are on the way, and peel off. I can usually see them going ballistic in my rearview mirror.



True story

 

[COOKEVOL]

Family guy About to watch myself eat some sleeping pills and crash

About to crash myself.

 

[SamRebel35]

Oooooo. That's the artsy kind.

Very sophisticated. I don't watch for fap material. I watch for inspiration.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Brazillian Fart Porn.

Those brazilian chicks got the bootie for that fo sho....

 

[SamRebel35]

My favorite is when you see one hitchhiking on the interstate. I stop and ask them where they are going. They say "Texas", and I say sweet, I'll tell them you are on the way, and peel off. I can usually see them going ballistic in my rearview mirror.



True story

I like that.

 

[Escape Goat]

About to crash myself.

Eyelids. Are. Getting. Droopy

 

[Escape Goat]

I like that.

Try it sometime. They aren't impressed.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Very sophisticated. I don't watch for fap material. I watch for inspiration.

True renaissance man IMO.

 

[SamRebel35]

Those brazilian chicks got the bootie for that fo sho....

I know right! My girl does Brazillian Buttlift workouts. That shiz really works!

 

[SamRebel35]

Eyelids. Are. Getting. Droopy

Fight it!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

My favorite is when you see one hitchhiking on the interstate. I stop and ask them where they are going. They say "Texas", and I say sweet, I'll tell them you are on the way, and peel off. I can usually see them going ballistic in my rearview mirror.



True story

That is cold...and freaking funny as hell.

 

[SamRebel35]

True renaissance man IMO.

I'm transcendentally cultured.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Eyelids. Are. Getting. Droopy

Same. Here.