Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[Escape Goat]

Fight it!

I will give it the ol college try

 

[Escape Goat]

That is cold...and freaking funny as hell.

It always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

 

[SamRebel35]

I will give it the ol college try

You got this Goat. You loadin' up on turkey and trimmins tomorrow?

 

[COOKEVOL]

I'm transcendentally cultured.

You certainly are.

 

[SamRebel35]

It always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

A warm fuzzy what? You gettin' freaky with a squatch?

 

[Escape Goat]

You got this Goat. You loadin' up on turkey and trimmins tomorrow?

Yesss. And taking the left overs home. What you doing for thanksgiving?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I'm transcendentally cultured.

I'm existentially discombobulated,..or something like that.

 

[Escape Goat]

A warm fuzzy what? You gettin' freaky with a squatch?

Lol. Nah. Just like ruining peoples day.

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

I know right! My girl does Brazillian Buttlift workouts. That shiz really works!

Wobble it. Wobble it. Drop, drop it like its hot! :rock:

 

[SamRebel35]

You certainly are.

Who else would have a hand made desk made from the bones of deceased presidents? I also have a computer that hasn't even been invented yet. You peasants have no idea the kind of luxuries I'm rollin' with. Brazillian Fart Porn was the tip of the ice berg.

 

[Escape Goat]

Who else would have a hand made desk made from the bones of deceased presidents? I also have a computer that hasn't even been invented yet. You peasants have no idea the kind of luxuries I'm rollin' with. Brazillian Fart Porn was the tip of the ice berg.

Lol. Did you invent the dirty Sanchez too?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

You got this Goat. You loadin' up on turkey and trimmins tomorrow?

Hey sam a belated...almost didn't recognize you without your Pocahontas outfit on.

 

[SamRebel35]

Yesss. And taking the left overs home. What you doing for thanksgiving?

Weight watchers is taking a back seat tomorrow. Breakfast at my Sister's house (biscuits 'n' gravy, bacon, egss, hash browns, and stuff). Then Lunch at my girl's family's house. They are awesome cooks. Doing ham there. Then to my Mom's house for dinner. Turkey and all that shiz.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. Did you invent the dirty Sanchez too?

I did. And the rusty trombone. And the alabama hot pocket. And the Kansas City crab sandwich.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Lol. Did you invent the dirty Sanchez too?

Cincinnati bow tie IMO.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Weight watchers is taking a back seat tomorrow. Breakfast at my Sister's house (biscuits 'n' gravy, bacon, egss, hash browns, and stuff). Then Lunch at my girl's family's house. They are awesome cooks. Doing ham there. Then to my Mom's house for dinner. Turkey and all that shiz.

How many points is that?

 

[Escape Goat]

Weight watchers is taking a back seat tomorrow. Breakfast at my Sister's house (biscuits 'n' gravy, bacon, egss, hash browns, and stuff). Then Lunch at my girl's family's house. They are awesome cooks. Doing ham there. Then to my Mom's house for dinner. Turkey and all that shiz.

You are going to overdose on tryptophan

 

[COOKEVOL]

Weight watchers is taking a back seat tomorrow. Breakfast at my Sister's house (biscuits 'n' gravy, bacon, egss, hash browns, and stuff). Then Lunch at my girl's family's house. They are awesome cooks. Doing ham there. Then to my Mom's house for dinner. Turkey and all that shiz.

I bet you'll be motorboatin' that shiz.

 

[SamRebel35]

Hey sam a belated...almost didn't recognize you without your Pocahontas outfit on.

Lol. Oh hey Rucker. Didn't recognize you without Jerry Sandusky snuggled up next to you.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I did. And the rusty trombone. And the alabama hot pocket. And the Kansas City crab sandwich.

And the Kennebunkport oyster slide.

 

[SamRebel35]

How many points is that?

I'm thinking at most 5. I'm not doctor though.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. Oh hey Rucker. Didn't recognize you without Jerry Sandusky snuggled up next to you.

Ouch

 

[Escape Goat]

I bet you'll be motorboatin' that shiz.

Sam will be in here secreting gravy out of his pores.

 

[SamRebel35]

You are going to overdose on tryptophan

Planning on it. You all may not see me on the night shift tomorrow. Will probably be passed out on turkey chemicals.

I bet you'll be motorboatin' that shiz.

Most definitely.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Sam will be in here secreting gravy out of his pores.

And mopping it up with Bunny bread.