Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[Escape Goat]

Is Randy Shannon joining him? Calling BS . . . .

Agreed.

 

[Oldvol75]

If you're as old as I am part of that check up was ah, ah, rough.

Not today, but Monday I go and visit the #1 Doc.:lolabovesee hand)

 

[pattiycake]

FWIW, I think this thread is great. Just having a little fun.

I still think the "soon" stuff is silly given how slow things are moving, but whatever.

It was funny at first but got old quickly!

 

[JayVols]

In before " All of these "insiders" are FOS. Gruden is NEVER coming here. I just know it."

Well, not actually before....

Good to see you Jay!

Lol. To quote Bruce Hornsby and the Range: "That's just the way it is."

Speaking of, how in the world The University of Tennessee could ever hire a guy that makes references like this as well as bubble gum cards, not in private but in a press conference mind you, absolutely boggles the mind.


Good to see you 'Boro. After catching up, I see you had similar things to say. Let the conspiracy theories commence with full vigor and vitriol.

 

[Volgrad98]

Oh you like to watch, do you?

I just like being on top.

 

[VolMaster14]

Define fat?.............

If one cheek fills one seat, you fat :shaking2:

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Let me say this again for those that may have missed it earlier,

I hate Derek Friggin Dooley!

You really get to know someone once you move in with them.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Agree, there is a name for people who want everyone around them to be as miserable as they are, but I can't think of it right now.

I'll take Doolrites for $100, Alex.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Not today, but Monday I go and visit the #1 Doc.:lolabovesee hand)

May your doctor be gentle and have small fingers

 

[JayVols]

Gruden is never coming and the insiders are FOS

Ahh, what the hell.


SOON

I like you.

 

[Wilson27]

I can....but its ban-worthy.

How about just using the Coach Major's term..."Legions of the Miserable"?

 

[Oldvol75]

If one cheek fills one seat, you fat :shaking2:

My butt ain't 17", but when me and my two sons go to games we usually but 4 tickets.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

It was funny at first but got old quickly!

So you're saying I should change my signature...

I'm kinda attached to it.

 

[JayVols]

Tell me your "source"!
Won't tell me?
Then you are obviously a troll .
Gruden is never coming here!

You, too Doyle. You do good work, my friend.

 

['Boro-vol]

I am interested enough to want to know who the other institution is, if you feel like sharing.

Really? You do know what is happening today don't you?

Nevermind.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Heck I just want to be on the train when it runs through Tuscaloosa, Gainesville, Athens, Columbia SC & Missouri, Lexington, Nashville, Auburn, Baton Rouge, Starkville, Oxford, College Station, Fayetteville. Follow that up with Atlanta, NewOrleans, unless that puts us in BCS city. Then we are running that Gruden train there too.

Howies End - YouTube

 

[Oldvol75]

May your doctor be gentle and have small fingers

All you young guys out there, pay attention to what hohenfelsvol just said!:hi:

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Lol. To quote Bruce Hornsby and the Range: "That's just the way it is."

Speaking of, how in the world The University of Tennessee could ever hire a guy that makes references like this as well as bubble gum cards, not in private but in a press conference mind you, absolutely boggles the mind.


Good to see you 'Boro. After catching up, I see you had similar things to say. Let the conspiracy theories commence with full vigor and vitriol.

So Jay at this point you and Boro, feel Dooley is gone but unlikely we land Gruden? OR Dooley is gone and just working on formalities for Gruden to finalize the deal?

 

[MedicT]

My butt ain't 17", but when me and my two sons go to games we usually but 4 tickets.

LOL yep sounds like my crew.

 

[VFL10]

Couldn't be better. Soon we'll be rid of two guys doing damage to a couple if institutions I hold dear.

Who?? Hart and Cheek? Cheek and Dooley?

 

[HausVol]

I just like being on top.

I see what you did there

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Not today, but Monday I go and visit the #1 Doc.:lolabovesee hand)

Ouch!
Someone's innocence will be taken!

 

[VolMaster14]

Let me say this again for those that may have missed it earlier,

I hate Derek Friggin Dooley!

May your doctor be gentle and have small fingers

My pops always told me, make sure the Drs hands isn't on your shoulders when he's checkin!!

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

All you young guys out there, pay attention to what hohenfelsvol just said!:hi:

An "insider" getting an "insider". Gettin' weird in here, but I like it

 

[JayVols]

misanthrope

I like this one, too.

Is your name Webster?

Nice work!