Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[VolMaster14]

88 miles per hourrrrr! What did I tell you? 88 miles per hourrrrr!

 

[HausVol]

Gotcha. Now what about the blood pressure? You got high?

No I told Boro that I am a very patient man but this deal is giving me high blood pressure

 

[VolMaster14]

I'll be there with hooters shorts on!

Fyp

 

[peyton4heisman]

Just took the Delorian into the future and Gruden will be our next head coach and bring us a NC!!

I think I just impregnated the inside of me undies!

 

[SamRebel35]

I think I just impregnated the inside of me undies!

God you're sick..... but I lol'd.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

No I told Boro that I am a very patient man but this deal is giving me high blood pressure

OK. I have hypertension, I am weening off the medicine now.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

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Thank you. You didn't let me down.

 

[VolMaster14]

I think I just impregnated the inside of me undies!

That was my intention!!

 

[govols10302bb]

you know all neurosurgeons have hot wives there rich lol lol:

Your post gets more credible by the moments ..keep it coming

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Fyp

:lolabove:

 

[ITSGR82BATNVOL]

Are the two wives hot. We need all relevant information to analyze your post..pics would be nice..

Of course their hot. Did you not read they are married to money men?

 

[HausVol]

OK. I have hypertension, I am weening off the medicine now.

The cholesterol is my biggest problem

 

[VolMaster14]

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Thank you. You didn't let me down.

If I let you down, I promise to go back in time and correct it!!

 

[jos3ywales]

Of course their hot. Did you not read they are married to money men?

thats what I tried to tell them lol

 

[VolMaster14]

:lolabove:

Getcha razor ready

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

The cholesterol is my biggest problem

Too many sweets is my problem,especially chocolate.:crazy:

 

[DynaVol]

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be.....

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Getcha razor ready

hmy:

First time in history that a Queen has ever worn hooter's shorts.

 

[photovol]

I have to admitt this is better than the JFK conspiricy
Gruden for HC

 

[VolMaster14]

Too many sweets is my problem,especially chocolate.:crazy:

Been diggin through my daughters Halloween bag like a damn crack head.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Been diggin through my daughters Halloween bag like a damn crack head.

We had candy leftovers but I've picked out all the good stuff.

 

[VolMaster14]

hmy:

First time in history that a Queen has ever worn hooter's shorts.

Rock em with pride!

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

If I let you down, I promise to go back in time and correct it!!

Lulz

 

[knucklehead_vol]

The cholesterol is my biggest problem

Give about thirry minutes. I have something that may help. Dropped my moms down either 40 or 60 points iirc.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Rock em with pride!

I'll need to lose about 20lbs. to fit into a pair of the damn things..remember all those sweets that I eat?:crazy: