Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[VolMaster14]

I'll need to lose about 20lbs. to fit into a pair of the damn things..remember all those sweets that I eat?:crazy:

Gruden said he would coach the vols if smokeyhuntsgators would wear orange hooters shorts. So It's all on you, I suggest a girdle!!

 

[Volgrad98]

Well since there is a break in the action...

 

[volfan411]

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be.....

Is this a hint?

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Gruden said he would coach the vols if the Queen would wear orange hooters shorts. So It's all on you, I suggest a girdle!!

A girdle?:blink:

Hell,I said I would lose 20lbs..then I would have nothing to be ashamed of.:birgits_giggle:

And fyp.

 

[VolMaster14]

A girdle?:blink:

Hell,I said I would lose 20lbs..then I would have nothing to be ashamed of.:birgits_giggle:

And fyp.

I suggested the girdle cause we don't have time for weight loss. We gotta get this guy hired asap!!

 

[fishing Vol]

A girdle?:blink:

Hell,I said I would lose 20lbs..then I would have nothing to be ashamed of.:birgits_giggle:

And fyp.

UT decided to relocate it's unwanted wieght.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

I suggested the girdle cause we don't have time for weight loss. We gotta get this guy hired asap!!

Oh my...:whistling:

 

[Jax_Vol]

Soon?

 

[VolMaster14]

Soon?

Soon as Smokey cooperates

 

[Wilson27]

Soon?

.....or later...

 

[247VOL365]

Well since there is a break in the action...

Makin' me hungry

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Soon as the Queen cooperates

fyp again

 

[247VOL365]

I guess everyone is afk watching America's Election Headquarters

 

[VolMaster14]

fyp again

Fixed your name

 

[warrior]

I would be shocked if it was binding/truly enforceable. That is just me.

I would say some NFL coaches might take issue if it is not.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Fixed your name

So now I'm the Queenhuntsgators?

 

[VolMaster14]

So now I'm the Queenhuntsgators?

Yes queen and if you're going to hunt gators then you'll need a gun

 

[247VOL365]

yes queen and if you're going to hunt gators then you'll need a gun

shoot 'em!!

 

[warrior]

Y'all better straighten up. I leave for a few hours and when I get back your sacrificing goats and the boner posts are back.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Yes queen and if you're going to hunt gators then you'll need a gun

The pic isn't showing up on my computer but I know what it is.

 

[Escape Goat]

Goat, I'm depending on you b/c some of us need to sleep..You and Sam better put on a good show tonite and I know you will.

I got some great news tonight, so I'm in the mood to raise some hell in here. Consider it done. (if Sam shows up)

 

[warrior]

I just hope all the proper rituals were followed.

 

[Escape Goat]

I have faith in you Goat..:dance:

:dance:

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

I would say some NFL coaches might take issue if it is not.

Well hey how about this. When is the next call in show for Munchak of the Titans or Mike Keith? Someone call in and ask if they are upset Gruden has so much access to the inward workings of their team, seeing as he could rejoin the coaching ranks. Then add or is their a contractual agreement that NFL teams have him in a non compete clause till a certain year. See if the guys bite. I don't like the Titans but I would do it if I knew when and what number to call.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I got some great news tonight, so I'm in the mood to raise some hell in here. Consider it done. (if Sam shows up)

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