Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[Escape Goat]

This is why I like you. You're always looking out for me. You just prevented me from being Squatch raped.

I can't bare to see you go out like that man.

 

[SamRebel35]

If a squatch came up to you and said... "would you be my sponsor"..


What would you say to that child.



For 40 cents a day, you can take these assclowns off the air.


Donate now.

I don't follow, but I still laughed.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. She is a squatch!!! She said "Bigfoot makes me tingly!" She is in heat!

 

[Escape Goat]

I don't follow, but I still laughed.

It was a commercial for hungry kids in Uganda or some such place. I twisted the words

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. She is a squatch!!! She said "Bigfoot makes me tingly!" She is in heat!

Lol. Lol. Lol.

 

[Escape Goat]

Deleted.

 

[SamRebel35]

You're being very un-dude

 

[Escape Goat]

14 year old john's evidence was so compelling we had to bring him to the show. He is 14!!!! Is that your best evidence????

 

[SamRebel35]

Now they're interviewing an 11 year old. Most credible guy they could find to vouch for bigfoot.

 

[Escape Goat]

You're being very un-dude

These people are so dumb it makes me take a predatory role against them. Sorry.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

For just 40 cents a day you will be providing Squatch children with sticks to whack trees and brush to build huts.

Won't you please send today?

Cut to scene of a young Squatch futilely smacking a tree with his hand. Then scene of another one sitting in the rain.

 

[SamRebel35]

These people are so dumb it makes me take a predatory role against them. Sorry.

Lol.

 

[SamRebel35]

For just 40 cents a day you will be providing Squatch children with sticks to whack trees and brush to build huts.

Won't you please send today?

Cut to scene of a young Squatch futilely smacking a tree with his hand. Then scene of another one sitting in the rain.

Lol. You are bringin' the lulz tonight.

 

[Escape Goat]

You're being very un-dude

Delete this and what you quoted. Please.

 

[Escape Goat]

Next up. Bigfeet droppings.


Droppings? Really?

Droppings?

 

[SamRebel35]

Please.

Done home boy!

 

[SamRebel35]

Next up. Bigfeet droppings.


Droppings? Really?

Droppings?

Bigfeet gotta drop deuces too.

 

[Escape Goat]

Have a sneaking suspicion we are about to analyze one of Bo bo's turds live on tv.

 

[voltnh]

Some interesting late night activity on here....

I'm just wondering that, in the off chance that Gruden doesn't come here, will we have the "Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVIII" in the 3rd year of the _________________ era???

 

[Escape Goat]

Bigfeet gotta drop deuces too.

Thanks for what you did. And true. Even imaginary beasts gotta take a dump.

 

[SamRebel35]

Some interesting late night activity on here....

I'm just wondering that, in the off chance that Gruden doesn't come here, will we have the "Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVIII" in the 3rd year of the _________________ era???

I would bet my retirement on it.

 

[Escape Goat]

Some interesting late night activity on here....

I'm just wondering that, in the off chance that Gruden doesn't come here, will we have the "Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVIII" in the 3rd year of the _________________ era???

Patterson IMO.

 

[Escape Goat]

I would bet my retirement on it.

Call time Mayne

 

[SamRebel35]

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooo!!!!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm dying over here. lol: