Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[Escape Goat]

I wish. I eat apples mostly when I get these cravings. Definitely not a beef 'n cheddar, but it does the trick.

Love fruit. Love vegetables even more.

 

[Escape Goat]

Gonna miss these late night rants about what we hate on tv. Hope to see you guys/gals around some after today.

 

[SamRebel35]

Bo Bo: The bigfeet is the most elusive animal in the world.


Me: no ****ing joke. We have watched your ****ing show, and still haven't seen ****.

Lol. I know. The narrator just said "they come up with really creative ways to find bigfoot". No, they come up with creative ways to pretend like they are really trying to find bigfoot. They know it is a lie, but they have a vested interest in making people believe in their schtick.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. I know. The narrator just said "they come up with really creative ways to find bigfoot". No, they come up with creative ways to pretend like they are really trying to find bigfoot. They know it is a lie, but they have a vested interest in making people believe in their schtick.

I honestly believe they think they exist. That's why it's so funny.

 

[SamRebel35]

Gonna miss these late night rants about what we hate on tv. Hope to see you guys/gals around some after today.

I know. I think the night shift will just sort of die off when you stop posting. Maybe I'm wrong.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. I know. The narrator just said "they come up with really creative ways to find bigfoot". No, they come up with creative ways to pretend like they are really trying to find bigfoot. They know it is a lie, but they have a vested interest in making people believe in their schtick.

Creative my ass. They are so inept. Lol. Lol.

 

[Escape Goat]

I know. I think the night shift will just sort of die off when you stop posting. Maybe I'm wrong.

Your wrong. I'll still be here. Just pulling Sam hours. Like two hours a night.
Edit: Your wrong cause you, Cooke, and Doyle can get it going

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

My 12 year old son and I watch this show and laugh until we hurt. Every now and then we will be out in public and he will crank out a Squatch call much to the chagrin of his mother. My kid is so damn cool.

 

[SamRebel35]

I honestly believe they think they exist. That's why it's so funny.

Maybe. I just don't think I could chase after something for that long without ever finding proof. Eventually I would be like "you know, even if I were a complete ef up, I would have been able to luck into an encounter by now".

 

[Escape Goat]

My 12 year old son and I watch this show and laugh until we hurt. Every now and then we will be out in public and he will crank out a Squatch call much to the chagrin of his mother. My kid is so damn cool.

lol: You raised him right.

 

[SamRebel35]

My 12 year old son and I watch this show and laugh until we hurt. Every now and then we will be out in public and he will crank out a Squatch call much to the chagrin of his mother. My kid is so damn cool.

Hahahaha your son is a bad azz!!! That is hilarious!!!

 

[SamRebel35]

Your wrong. I'll still be here. Just pulling Sam hours. Like two hours a night.
Edit: Your wrong cause you, Cooke, and Doyle can get it going

Oh ok. 2 hours a night is still a good bit.

 

[Escape Goat]

Maybe. I just don't think I could chase after something for that long without ever finding proof. Eventually I would be like "you know, even if I were a complete ef up, I would have been able to luck into an encounter by now".

LmAo. No joke. But they have found very convincing prints that they left in the woods the night before.

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh ok. 2 hours a night is still a good bit.

We can make it work.

 

[SamRebel35]

My 12 year old son and I watch this show and laugh until we hurt. Every now and then we will be out in public and he will crank out a Squatch call much to the chagrin of his mother. My kid is so damn cool.

Sorry I got no likes for this. I would like the shat out of this if I could.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I would love to have a Squatch suit and lay in wait for them. As soon as they did their call burst out of the undergrowth and come at them at a dead run.

 

[Escape Goat]

Commercial fishing? Hahaha. That dumb **** was driving a tractor. How is that commercial fishing. I might kill him tonight.

 

[SamRebel35]

Commercial fishing? Hahaha. That dumb **** was driving a tractor. How is that commercial fishing. I might kill him tonight.

That escalated quickly!

 

[Escape Goat]

I would love to have a Squatch suit and lay in wait for them. As soon as they did their call burst out of the undergrowth and come at them at a dead run.

That chic might try to mate with you. Not worth the risk

 

[Escape Goat]

That escalated quickly!

Keep on squatchin brother.

 

[SamRebel35]

I would love to have a Squatch suit and lay in wait for them. As soon as they did their call burst out of the undergrowth and come at them at a dead run.

It would be more fun to screw with them first by banging sticks on trees. Then when they went to investigate, shoot roman candles at them while in your suit.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Maybe. I just don't think I could chase after something for that long without ever finding proof. Eventually I would be like "you know, even if I were a complete ef up, I would have been able to luck into an encounter by now".

They have found tons of evidence!!!
What have you been watching?
Geeze!

 

[SamRebel35]

They have found tons of evidence!!!
What have you been watching?
Geeze!

Oh yeah, I forgot about the "eye shine" and whistles. Nevermind. I'm back on the squatchwagon.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

That chic might try to mate with you. Not worth the risk

This is why I like you. You're always looking out for me. You just prevented me from being Squatch raped.

 

[Escape Goat]

If a squatch came up to you and said... "would you be my sponsor"..


What would you say to that child.



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