Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

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I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jackknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes.

You know what they say?

The grass IS greener on the other side o the fence, because its usually fertilized with bullchit.
 
Calculus Entropy: How do you do? I be Calculus Entropy, you be Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher?
Fletch: I be Fletch, Geometry Fletch. She be Miss Trigonometry Ross.
 
What street do you live on? I want to make sure never to go there.

I live on Peyton Manning Pass SW.....(and he wants to be our QB coach)

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Cindy Mae: What did you say you name was?
Fletch: Nostradamus.
Cindy Mae: Nostra Damus? I love the Fightin' Irish.

This one made me lol.
 
Calculus Entropy: How do you do? I be Calculus Entropy, you be Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher?
Fletch: I be Fletch, Geometry Fletch. She be Miss Trigonometry Ross.

In the court ruling US vs. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incineration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one. To me.
 
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