Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

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Escape Goat said:
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! You put your cat to bed? That's kinda cute.
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We do. She's a wonderful cat, except that she's very obnoxious if she gets on the bed. (climbs on your head, kneads on your hip, breathes rancid tuna breath in your face.)

So she sleeps downstairs in the kitchen, up on the table with a folded-over leopard-print whatever-you-call-the-things that you insert yourself into in cold weather to watch TV.

We have a great dramatic ritual involving clearing off the table, putting the leopard-skin thingy up, topping up the food bowl, and collecting the cat, who is pretending to ignore the whole thing, and plunking her on her bed, where she can look out over the Bay at SF.

Sometimes I try to work up sympathy for her, but I don't get very far. :crazy:
 
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being on a budget, i usually go with a cheap handle of evan williams. cant do green label thanks to my days of college at the beautiful UT but the black label is decent.
 
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Lmao VolNExile. Love reading your posts. So descriptive you are.


Lol @ collecting the cat btw.


You act as if she is a sperm sample. :eek:lol:
 
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VolNExile said:
We do. She's a wonderful cat, except that she's very obnoxious if she gets on the bed. (climbs on your head, kneads on your hip, breathes rancid tuna breath in your face.)

So she sleeps downstairs in the kitchen, up on the table with a folded-over leopard-print whatever-you-call-the-things that you insert yourself into in cold weather to watch TV.

We have a great dramatic ritual involving clearing off the table, putting the leopard-skin thingy up, topping up the food bowl, and collecting the cat, who is pretending to ignore the whole thing, and plunking her on her bed, where she can look out over the Bay at SF.

Sometimes I try to work up sympathy for her, but I don't get very far. :crazy:
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Lol. I love the dramatic ritual.
 
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VolNExile said:
We do. She's a wonderful cat, except that she's very obnoxious if she gets on the bed. (climbs on your head, kneads on your hip, breathes rancid tuna breath in your face.)

So she sleeps downstairs in the kitchen, up on the table with a folded-over leopard-print whatever-you-call-the-things that you insert yourself into in cold weather to watch TV.

We have a great dramatic ritual involving clearing off the table, putting the leopard-skin thingy up, topping up the food bowl, and collecting the cat, who is pretending to ignore the whole thing, and plunking her on her bed, where she can look out over the Bay at SF.

Sometimes I try to work up sympathy for her, but I don't get very far. :crazy:
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Are you a writer? Love reading your posts.
 
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peyton4heisman said:
Pretty good. Had a slip up and about to do what you just did after Thanksgiving :ermm:
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I don't think we've ever visited back and forth here, but I have you in my thoughts. :hi: Hang in there, and fight the good fight. Take care of yourself, because we like to have you around.
 
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