Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

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Escape Goat said:
I have three. And I wouldgo to prison over them if anyone treated them wrong. How's that wine?
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Getting better and better. :) One more glass coming up. Tomorrow should be fun at work, yee-haw. Oh well, I'm auditing, and they've learned not to mess with me when I'm auditing.

Isn't it crazy how we get over our pets? I tell myself that I'd fight harder for my 3 kids, but sometimes I have to wonder. I'd fight as hard, anyway.

This is not particularly my religious path, but I'm pretty convinced that my cat is the reincarnation of my golden retriever, who was without a doubt the mellowest creature ever to inhabit Planet Earth.

Sometimes you get lucky, and even more rarely, sometimes you get lucky twice, when it comes to pets.
 
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Any dealer I know would get there jaw broke and their product stole if they were that small.

Btw my "buddy" that I told you got arrested for that triple murder went to court a few days ago to face the grand jury. Alot of facts came out about what he did. He left a bloody palm print, and DNA on blood taken from the scene came back to him as I said. I hope Tennessee kills him. The sack of craps name is lorenzo Jenkins. His name cannot be smeared in public enough in my eyes. His fiancé and step kid were told to vacate the town home they lived in within three days after they collected evidence from the place. He ruined three lives plus the woman and kid he lived with and supposedly loved. F. Zo Jenkins. F him.
 
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VolNExile said:
Getting better and better. :) One more glass coming up. Tomorrow should be fun at work, yee-haw. Oh well, I'm auditing, and they've learned not to mess with me when I'm auditing.

Isn't it crazy how we get over our pets? I tell myself that I'd fight harder for my 3 kids, but sometimes I have to wonder. I'd fight as hard, anyway.

This is not particularly my religious path, but I'm pretty convinced that my cat is the reincarnation of my golden retriever, who was without a doubt the mellowest creature ever to inhabit Planet Earth.

Sometimes you get lucky, and even more rarely, sometimes you get lucky twice, when it comes to pets.
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My dog is rowdy as hell, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Sometimes I wish she could be a little mellow, but then I realize that her rowdiness is part of her charm.
 
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I understand. Respect, and agree with everything you type. Audit eh? My dad is in that line of work.

VolNExile said:
Getting better and better. :) One more glass coming up. Tomorrow should be fun at work, yee-haw. Oh well, I'm auditing, and they've learned not to mess with me when I'm auditing.

Isn't it crazy how we get over our pets? I tell myself that I'd fight harder for my 3 kids, but sometimes I have to wonder. I'd fight as hard, anyway.

This is not particularly my religious path, but I'm pretty convinced that my cat is the reincarnation of my golden retriever, who was without a doubt the mellowest creature ever to inhabit Planet Earth.

Sometimes you get lucky, and even more rarely, sometimes you get lucky twice, when it comes to pets.
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SamRebel35 said:
Blogger imo. Everybody in San Fran has a blog.
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lol at you and Goat.

No, no blog. 95% of my writing involves irate emails to IT, asking where the ***** is the access for my peeps. Writing for fun doesn't get to happen very often. I'm a mod on other sites, but the traffic has calmed down there, so I can be a pain in the ass over here instead. :)

Note: if anyone ever asks you to be a mod, you should do so, if only for the chance to then post on another site as a regular member and be a PITA for the mods on THAT site. :rock:
 
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Escape Goat said:
Any dealer I know would get there jaw broke and their product stole if they were that small.

Btw my "buddy" that I told you got arrested for that triple murder went to court a few days ago to face the grand jury. Alot of facts came out about what he did. He left a bloody palm print, and DNA on blood taken from the scene came back to him as I said. I hope Tennessee kills him. The sack of craps name is lorenzo Jenkins. His name cannot be smeared in public enough in my eyes. His fiancé and step kid were told to vacate the town home they lived in within three days after they collected evidence from the place. He ruined three lives plus the woman and kid he lived with and supposedly loved. F. Zo Jenkins. F him.
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Dang that is some crazy stuff. A guy I played football with at Maryville got life for torturing and killing a 94 year old man. Senseless stuff like that makes me weep for humanity.
 
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Lol. Why laugh at us. We love your posts.


VolNExile said:
lol at you and Goat.

No, no blog. 95% of my writing involves irate emails to IT, asking where the ***** is the access for my peeps. Writing for fun doesn't get to happen very often. I'm a mod on other sites, but the traffic has calmed down there, so I can be a pain in the ass over here instead. :)

Note: if anyone ever asks you to be a mod, you should do so, if only for the chance to then post on another site as a regular member and be a PITA for the mods on THAT site. :rock:
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VolNExile said:
lol at you and Goat.

No, no blog. 95% of my writing involves irate emails to IT, asking where the ***** is the access for my peeps. Writing for fun doesn't get to happen very often. I'm a mod on other sites, but the traffic has calmed down there, so I can be a pain in the ass over here instead. :)

Note: if anyone ever asks you to be a mod, you should do so, if only for the chance to then post on another site as a regular member and be a PITA for the mods on THAT site. :rock:
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So, with Alex Smith out with a concussion, who ya got Monday Night?
 
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SamRebel35 said:
Dang that is some crazy stuff. A guy I played football with at Maryville got life for torturing and killing a 94 year old man. Senseless stuff like that makes me weep for humanity.
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That's sad. Makes me rage against those that do it. I used to sit in a van with that dude and drive around Nashville milking the clock while we "worked". I'm sick to my stomach that I used to call him a friend. I'm just glad he never knew where I lived. He lived less than 2 miles from me. We both worked for the same place. I spotted his work van sporting our companies name on it and struck up a conversation one day at work. We were tight after that. Prime example how drugs ruin peoples lives.
 
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Escape Goat said:
Lol. Why laugh at us. We love your posts.
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lol at the idea of my having a blog. I'm way too lazy.

Peace, y'all; my alarm goes off in 6h 20m. Not a happy prospect.

Take care, everyone. Whatever the hell is going on in your lives, remember that keeping yo' **** together is more important in the end. Love to all!

:rock2::peace2::rock2:
 
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Escape Goat said:
That's sad. Makes me rage against those that do it. I used to sit in a van with that dude and drive around Nashville milking the clock while we "worked". I'm sick to my stomach that I used to call him a friend. I'm just glad he never knew where I lived. He lived less than 2 miles from me. We both worked for the same place. I spotted his work van sporting our companies name on it and struck up a conversation one day at work. We were tight after that. Prime example how drugs ruin peoples lives.
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Yep. I have been fortunate to have never seen drugs from your perspective, but my fiancè's sister is a mess. She has her family all torn up.
 
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SamRebel35 said:
So, with Alex Smith out with a concussion, who ya got Monday Night?
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Two years ago everyone thought Alex smith was the weakest of weak links. Now you ask the question of now that he us out, because it does make a difference. Jim harbaugh for you ladies and gentlemen.
 
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VolNExile said:
lol at the idea of my having a blog. I'm way too lazy.

Peace, y'all; my alarm goes off in 6h 20m. Not a happy prospect.

Take care, everyone. Whatever the hell is going on in your lives, remember that keeping yo' **** together is more important in the end. Love to all!

:roc
k2::peace2::rock2:
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Come back soon.
 
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VolNExile said:
lol at the idea of my having a blog. I'm way too lazy.

Peace, y'all; my alarm goes off in 6h 20m. Not a happy prospect.

Take care, everyone. Whatever the hell is going on in your lives, remember that keeping yo' **** together is more important in the end. Love to all!

:rock2::peace2::rock2:
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Good night!
 
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Escape Goat said:
Two years ago everyone thought Alex smith was the weakest of weak links. Now you ask the question of now that he us out, because it does make a difference. Jim harbaugh for you ladies and gentlemen.
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Exactly. That guy is legit! If I were a multi-billionaire booster for UT, I would write him a check for $20 million every year to be the coach.
 
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SamRebel35 said:
So, with Alex Smith out with a concussion, who ya got Monday Night?
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Oh, crap, I'm only now switching over to paying attention to NFL. I guess I'll just make the usual anxious fan noises as everyone else at Kaepernick.

I get less emotionally wrought up over NFL, I guess because they're being paid over the counter, at least compared to whatever is happening over in NCAA land, so win or lose, it seems like it's easier for them to shrug it off.

I have a bad knee, and I can see that if someone wanted to pay me 5 mill to limp around the house, that might be pretty cool. --but I do love pro football, as long as the unis are pretty. :)

Anyway, I'm still basking in the World Series win, so when it comes to additional sports, I'm kinda yeah, whatever, sure.

OK, really am packing it in now. Night, Grudies!
 
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Just thought about this.


These little punks are supposed to take convicted felons word for stuff?


That's like hating clay Travis, but listening to him when he says something positive that they WANT to here. Craziness
 
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