Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[vol4eva]

He went to a decent amount of effort-with the facebook page, twitter account, and twitter attack of EA.

Unfortunately he forgot to download Google Chrome, which would have cleared up all the misspellings. I seriously bet this kid is between 9-11.

I admit I was fooled at first, but all the misspellings and calling Ainge an idiot gave it away.

 

[Nuclear_Orange]

LEX how do you get volnation guru under your name like that?

 

[BeecherVol]

It's over! It's finished! It has all fallen apart! The worst thing that could have happened, has! I'm in pain!



























Hostess has closed it's doors! No more Twinkies! 18,500 people have lost their jobs today!

Saw that this morning. Bye Bye Twinkies.

 

[Lexvol]

with the latest news about Hostess..my office is empty for some unknown reason.

Beecher is just pissed because he had one of his tires pass him on the road yesterday.

 

[kohlrums]

Nah, I googled him. He's somewhat legit, just super, super green.

He's legit in the same way as I am legit for providing TN fans not on this board information on the program. No one in the sports media behaves like this. Not even Deadspin.

 

[VolMaster14]

Tried to tell you. Dano is not what he claims.

See naysayers, he was right about homo, I mean dano. So Gruden, he comin!!

 

['Boro-vol]

Yes, but you also stopped short of calling him a liar.

I assumed it was evident.

 

[JCP201]

That screaming woman is causing us to lose this basketball game. Anyway, the only person who I know of who has ANY connection (friends with Fulmer and long connection with university) says that Gruden is coming. Of course, he may have read it here.

 

[cd12]

Free food tastes better!

Did you dine and dash at Ruth Chris?
side note...you have the right to remain silent...you know the drill.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

It's over! It's finished! It has all fallen apart! The worst thing that could have happened, has! I'm in pain!



























Hostess has closed it's doors! No more Twinkies! 18,500 people have lost their jobs today!

Good thing I scrolled down or you would have gotten a spanking,Oldvol.:spank:

 

[Lexvol]

LEX how do you get volnation guru under your name like that?

I had to sleep my way to the top!

 

[BeecherVol]

Beano just said Dooley should run through the T by himself for senior day....I'm still laughing.

Pretty good.

 

[kohlrums]

I admit I was fooled at first, but all the misspellings and calling Ainge an idiot gave it away.

The Ainge thing was it for me. And the constant "Jim Wyatt" name dropping.

 

[BeecherVol]

Did you dine and dash at Ruth Chris?
side note...you have the right to remain silent...you know the drill.

I can answer that.

No.

 

[Lexvol]

Did you dine and dash at Ruth Chris?
side note...you have the right to remain silent...you know the drill.

You don't know Mr Underhill?

 

[VOLout8]

Tried to tell you. Dano is not what he claims.

I'm on mobile so I can't post the pic but dano is definitely a part of the virgins for life club. Point 7 and 9 displayed in this thread.

7. Cheer for a football team with a coach who has a gina.

9. Spend countless hours on a message board appearing to be an insider. Get caught, and act like you knew you were trolling.

 

[cd12]

LEX how do you get volnation guru under your name like that?

good knees

 

[kohlrums]

I assumed it was evident.

It was. Just sayin. I would have loved to see his reaction since he was online much of that day.

 

[Doolittle 1720]

Saw that this morning. Bye Bye Twinkies.

Stock up now. They have a half-life of 175 years.

 

[247VOL365]

I googled Eleanor Roosevelt. Turns out she's dead. Who knew?

Well, here's what I'll say. He claims to be Dan Ariks, who is, as of April, a contributing writer to TitanInsider.

On a side note, I always thought that was a funny name for a Titans site. Tight and Inside Her

 

[ob79]

I had to sleep my way to the top!

worth it?

 

[Oldvol75]

Good thing I scrolled down or you would have gotten a spanking,Oldvol.:spank:

I'm going to the store when I get home and buy all I can!

 

[Nuclear_Orange]

I had to sleep my way to the top!

lol Does that really mean that you are the be all end all?

 

[warrior]

I assumed it was evident.

I called him out from his first post. He accused me of doubting his devotion to "the orange" . I asked him if he ever took "the beer".

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

I'm going to the store when I get home and buy all I can!

lol: