Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[Jake]

Lulz yeah Too busy to waste time.

Send it

 

[LaagerVol]

I feel for you. Look at it this way...it'll only hurt for a minute for him, be glad he's young...the memory fades with age...same idea with immunizations...kids dont remember em....

Good Luck...hope you have a good time!

LOL thanks. He takes his sports seriously. In a way it makes it better for me because seeing how fired up he gets makes me just laugh and keeps me from getting so upset myself.

Come on Gruden! We are tired of worrying about beating teams like Vandy!

 

[VolAce]

If we seriously hire Kirby Smart, I will never attend another game in my life

You would think we might try to think outside of the realm of former Sabanites.... The Dooley experiment didnt work out too well and neither did the Sal experiment. Why make an attempt with Smart? Thats like doubling down on a 4...

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Do you like winning?

This.:good!:

 

[Captainzach1]

https://mobile.twitter.com/wpainter1/status/220325740573499393/photo/1

From the summer....pictures of gruden in tennessee....something Arkansas fans don't have on their side

 

[philly1972]

I'm 99.999% sure Gruden will be our next coach. The only reason he will not come is:

1. He decides to stay at ESPN
2. He goes to the NFL
3. We hire someone else

I'm no insider, but I have sources!!
SOON!!!

If in the chance of .001% he doesn't come here, I told you so. I think I covered myself pretty well.

 

[VolAce]

Not in the slightest. No staff is worth 9 million dollars unless it's Landry, Bellichik, Lombardi, etc.........on the same staff

Pretty sure Saban and staff make more than 9 million total.... and we dont see Alabama fans saying anything about them being overpriced....

 

[Sheath Huler]

I'd be willing to bet we are within 5 years of those numbers being fairly common.

True. It is the market rate. And with a playoff and tons more money coming in, the rate for winning coaching staffs is only goign to get higher.

 

[RockCityVol]

I think Monte's good days are long gone. I remember being so excited when he was announced as out DC.

Monte and Jon Daly have a lot in common. And it's not a love for pigs!

 

[tomq_123]

foad.

Dude....there are plenty of good decafs on the market.

 

[FearlessFreep]

Opportunity Donkeys is NOWHERE.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Send it

Debotimusprime@yahoo.com

 

[kohlrums]

He said "these pretzels make me thirsty."

These pretzels...................ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

It is if you've lost to Florida as much as we have in the past 20 years.

You got that right..Losing to UF has gotten quite old, but now our chances are better with "The Man" taking over the SEC.:rock:

 

['Boro-vol]

Dude....there are plenty of good decafs on the market.

If you were kidding I apologize. If you were trolling....FOAD.

LOL.

 

[WriterVol]

The amount of money iv herd thrown around for Gruden and his assistants is insane. Is it really worth it if its true?

Auburn is paying their staff over $7.5 million.
Texas is paying their staff over $8.8 million.

Food for thought.

 

[Wilson27]

No he doesn't look like Kojak. He also said you probably know some of his friends. I'll get some names.

I'm not booster connected so you are probably barking up the wrong tree with me,.but another source is always welcome and.worthwhile.

I'd rather not put my email out again....I have admirers with strange proclivities they like to share. Post yours up if you want and I'll reply with mine.

...for the last time I'm sorry about the midget porn ok??????

 

[vol66]

Bob Hodge telling Hyams and Pennington that UT "Needs to do it, get it locked up. The team stinks, they could play the UT/UK at Central High and they'd still be giving tickets away."

 

['Boro-vol]

Send it

Jakey.....you get my email?

 

[WinginFlorida]

The press conference already happened. It will be shown on tape delay this week.

No tape delay...they don't have the necessary technology. It will consist of a series of artist's renditions. Biggest issue is if they have enough crayons to finish the drawings...

 

[1world1love]

If serious...anytime.

If not...GFYS

We're just giving our resident barkeep a hard time. We've got to keep you on your toes.

 

[VolAce]

I'm 99.999% sure Gruden will be our next coach. The only reason he will not come is:

1. He decides to stay at ESPN
2. He goes to the NFL
3. We hire someone else

I'm no insider, but I have sources!!
SOON!!!

If in the chance of .001% he doesn't come here, I told you so. I think I covered myself pretty well.

Sounds legit

 

[WriterVol]

Same here. Except for last night when babyavi stopped by and the vibe just got.....weird. He's got the conversation skills of a Dwight Schrute.

Whew! I'm glad it wasn't just me that noticed that.

 

[Vol24x7]

Not in the slightest. No staff is worth 9 million dollars unless it's Landry, Bellichik, Lombardi, etc.........on the same staff

Here is a break down of Bama's staff from one title to the next. Interesting read.
ASSISTANTS
Position………..2009 ………… 2012 ……..percent. increase
Def. coordinator .. $360,000 ……. $950,000……… 163%
Strength/cond…… $160,000 …….. $325,000…….. 103%
Off. coordinator …. $360,000 ……..$590,000 ………61%
Receivers…………. $225,000……. $285,000……… 26.7%
Defensive line ……$250,000 …….. $310,000……… 24%
TE/Special. ……… $290,000 ……. $350,000……… 20.7%
Running backs….. $250,000 ……… $290,000……… 16%
Linebackers………. $325,000……….$375,000……… 15.4%
Defensive backs… $235,000 ……. $260,000…….. 10.6%
Offensive line…….$390,000 ……..$395,000 ……….1.2%
Total …………..$2,8455,000 …$4,130,000… 40.1%

HEAD COACH
Saban …………..$3,900,000………….$5,316,667 ….36.3 percent

 

[tomq_123]

If you were kidding I apologize. If you were trolling....FOAD.

LOL.

Either way....telling someone to FOAD is pretty harsh. PS. I don't troll.