Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[Vol Karma]

Yea I know Debbie. Been a while. Steve is my cousin.

Cool! Don't pay attention to the rest of my post because me and the old lady (she is like get off your phone) are drinking in the garage.

 

[RockCityVol]

Not really. There was a hit and run by a MNF lackey claiming Gruden was assembling a staff for UT.

They didn't take any followup questions though. To bad.

I suspect it was one of those clever folks over at sooie central.

Sassooooooiiiiiieeeeeeeee. Go pig go. Wow. Is that really what arky yells.

 

[DMG]

Have not. Imperial White? What style is it?

It's a wheat beer. It's not bad, but it's really sweet.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Gentlemen please! Can't a 47 year old brain surgeon with a former model, now architect wife and 2 sons, one in Harvard and one accepted to Yale, come in from waxing, with real turtle wax mind you, his Bentley, and sitting down to eat his Condor egg omelet followed with his Titanic rescued Napoleon Brandy, sit down a read a rumor and speculation forum that isn't full of people posting without looking both ways?

 

[SamRebel35]

yea you are right, that is 100% true, and closer to the truth than any of the gruden rumors.

Lol. Thanks for validating everybody's opinion of you. SMH.

 

[VolMaster14]

Not the James or the Jim but Bobby Brown

 

[theutvolunteers]

Just for discussion, will you be here when Gruden is the coach?

fyp

 

[crparker21]

Obviously a troll of epic proportions. Many of asked him what he does for MNF. And Jake responded best....Crickets!! lol

Oh well let's pour another drink anyway. Nothing bad happened! So gruds is still coming.

 

[UTBasketball2]

yea you are right, that is 100% true, and closer to the truth than any of the gruden rumors.

You're no closer to it than we are bud. Quit dreaming.

 

[VOLout8]

LOL! This coaching search is going to cost me my job anyways.

I'm with ya. Boss texted me to let me know I'm about out of data on the company cell phone plan. He asked what I was doing to cause that.

We could sponge off the government if you want. We can combine food stamps. Just make sure the Internet is on.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Wonder which cat is Sam, my money is on him.:rock:

I do love that pic...Awesome!:whistling:

 

[SamRebel35]

Gentlemen please! Can't a 47 year old brain surgeon with a former model, now architect wife and 2 sons, one in Harvard and one accepted to Yale, come in from waxing, with real turtle wax mind you, his Bentley, and sitting down to eat his Condor egg omelet followed with his Titanic rescued Napoleon Brandy, sit down a read a rumor and speculation forum that isn't full of people posting without looking both ways?

Wow, what a luxurious life you lead. What kinda desk you rollin' with? PC or Mac? Be reminded, you are only a baller if you have a certain kind.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Oh well let's pour another drink anyway. Nothing bad happened! So gruds is still coming.

Thats what most of us like to believe. Smokey,VolMaster, Volatil, GMan and several others.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Cool! Don't pay attention to the rest of my post because me and the old lady (she is like get off your phone) are drinking in the garage.

Lol. I'm setting at a campfire on a deer hunt drinking some hard liquor.

 

[ab333]

gruden
gruden
gruden
gruden

soon
soon
soon

:dance2::rock:epper::yahoo:

x 1000

 

[BigOrangeFanatic]

All I know is that this thread will be moved to the Football Forum.....


SOON....

 

[COOKEVOL]

Wow, what a luxurious life you lead. What kinda desk you rollin' with? PC or Mac? Be reminded, you are only a baller if you have a certain kind.

All of them.

 

[theutvolunteers]

Gruden LOVES Condor Egg omelets.

 

[DMG]

Is good stuff. If you keep drinking it "bear" might turn into "beer".

I know you're just trying to be funny, but I don't appreciate it.

 

[Jake]

I want to say I have enjoyed reading these notes. As most, it takes us away from work and loved ones. Living in VA, I hope and pray Gruden is our coach. People here in Virginia Tech land think Tennessee is a joke. I try to remind them that Bristol game or moving to the SEC is open. All I care about is our team is relavent again. There is a lot of us here in the area rooting for Tennessee. Gruden please come and make history. I enjoy making the trip to Neyland, but I want something more. Let's go VOL's from all VA brothers,

My wife is a Hokie...they got good moonshine.

 

[VolMaster14]

yea you are right, that is 100% true, and closer to the truth than any of the gruden rumors.

Wow, really dude? And you're curious why you get blasted?!

 

[crparker21]

So do believe the process will be accelerated? If so
When?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Gruden LOVES Condor Egg omelets.

It's the extra yolk. He's a dunker.

 

[SamRebel35]

All of them.

Dang bro. You probably wipe yo azz with Benjamins!!! For real though, I got a bowling alley, 45 TV's, a genuine leather couch from Italy, a different chef for every day of the week, 3 helicopters, and a football team.

Oh, that's a cute Bentley you got BTW.

 

[cbbowlingmd]

Wow, really dude? And you're curious why you get blasted?!

This guy has no idea.