Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[DMG]

10.3%? Tell me where you can find this in Knoxville please?

I know right??? That's why I bought it.

 

[Jake]

Is good stuff. If you keep drinking it "bear" might turn into "beer".

Will you upright your avi when Gruden signs, please?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Dang bro. You probably wipe yo azz with Benjamins!!! For real though, I got a bowling alley, 45 TV's, a genuine leather couch from Italy, a different chef for every day of the week, 3 helicopters, and a football team.

Oh, that's a cute Bentley you got BTW.

Closer to the truth than most of the rest of the stuff in here. 100%.

 

[theutvolunteers]

it's the extra yolk. He's a dunker.

 

[ab333]

Gruden LOVES Condor Egg omelets.

And he doesn't wait for the Condor to lay it

 

[vol66]

Dang bro. You probably wipe yo azz with Benjamins!!! For real though, I got a bowling alley, 45 TV's, a genuine leather couch from Italy, a different chef for every day of the week, 3 helicopters, and a football team.

Oh, that's a cute Bentley you got BTW.

Is it in Clevelend? Think I know you.

 

[TheDude]

Will you upright your avi when Gruden signs, please?

Absolutely, but not until then.

 

[GmanTN]

yea you are right, that is 100% true, and closer to the truth than any of the gruden rumors.

And you wonder why people judge?

 

[COOKEVOL]

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Word.

 

[1world1love]

Gentlemen please! Can't a 47 year old brain surgeon with a former model, now architect wife and 2 sons, one in Harvard and one accepted to Yale, come in from waxing, with real turtle wax mind you, his Bentley, and sitting down to eat his Condor egg omelet followed with his Titanic rescued Napoleon Brandy, sit down a read a rumor and speculation forum that isn't full of people posting without looking both ways?

Do you have a curley maple pine desk?

 

[Jake]

I get that too, my wife thinks I'm texting somebody when I am posting. Then gets pissed off when I'm laughing at post. I show her the board and she rolls her eyes and says you are such a little kid. At least she wants Gruden here as bad as me although probably for different reasons.

Our wives have no clue as to how important this really is..............

 

[AJeray4TN]

From a chicken on Gruden's land...

 

[SamRebel35]

Is it in Clevelend? Think I know you.

No. Sorry, I misspelled it. I meant to type futbol.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

AJeray I love the Avi. Awesomeness!!! And the message. Finally met his equal.

 

[Jake]

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Holy Crap!! How'd you like to have to lay that egg?

 

[247VOL365]

Wow, really dude? And you're curious why you get blasted?!

You do understand that babyavi thrives off of the attention everyone in here gives it (I don't know, or care to know its gender), don't you? I have no personal beef with it and really do not know the root of all this babyavi bashing, but from what I have seen it post, it's obvious it brings it on itself.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Do you have a curley maple pine desk?

Solid Oak Cedar made from the ark.

 

[crparker21]

Our wives have no clue as to how important this really is..............

No clue although she will understand when I'm happy on Saturdays

 

[theutvolunteers]

From a chicken on Gruden's land...

He only accepts the best.

 

[VolMaster14]

AJeray I love the Avi. Awesomeness!!! And the message. Finally met his equal.

Dude is the king of photoshop!

 

[RockCityVol]

Our wives have no clue as to how important this really is..............

I just salute and acknowledge my supreme commander then refresh the page.

As she walks away, I start chanting chucky, chucky, chucky!

 

[theutvolunteers]

Holy Crap!! How'd you like to have to lay that egg?

First word in mind was..... Yikes.

 

[1world1love]

Solid Oak Cedar made from the ark.

Hahaha. Hilarious.

 

[Jake]

Absolutely, but not until then.

I wouldn't expect it any sooner...at all!!!

Salute!!

 

[MyBloodIsOrange]

Our wives have no clue as to how important this really is..............

I feel the same way about my husband, who is an auburn fan. You'd think he'd be on his message board watching like I am, but no he is just giving me crap for reading ALL of the Gruden threads... Haha!! What can I say? I love my Vols and would probably also air hump my couch if he decides to come here!!