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[volinbham]

Well, I've got chiggers and I can't find the finger nail polish.

Any other quick remedies?

gotta a sparkler?

 

[AirVol]

Caitlyn Jenner stole LG's dress.

 

[McDad]

Well, I've got chiggers and I can't find the finger nail polish.

Any other quick remedies?

Tabasco sauce.

 

[Obsessed]

A battery has a positive side.

Lmao. Lmao. Lmao.


Sending this one to the wife. (She's in Nashville this week)

 

[1972 Grad]

Well, I've got chiggers and I can't find the finger nail polish.

Any other quick remedies?

Ice pick.....one at a time.

 

[Obsessed]

Tabasco sauce.

I've got that. Do I drink it, or give it to the chiggers?

 

[1972 Grad]

Caitlyn Jenner stole LG's dress.

I feel sure that he has backups.

 

[Obsessed]

gotta a sparkler?

This scares me.

 

[FLVOL69]

I was in love with Mrs. Peel when I was in high school. I did not like her replacement.

Diana Rigg I presume, she was hot..😱

 

[volinbham]

certain spiders will eat chiggers - are you man enough?

 

[Obsessed]

Ice pick.....one at a time.

Lmao.

I thought we were friends......

 

[Obsessed]

certain spiders will eat chiggers - are you man enough?

Spiders don't bother me. But, I think I'll wait for more advice.

 

[1972 Grad]

I was in love with Mrs. Peel when I was in high school. I did not like her replacement.

Tara King, I believe, and I didn't have to look it up.

 

[McDad]

I've got that. Do I drink it, or give it to the chiggers?

Neither. Pour it into your eyes. You'll forget about the chiggers.

 

[AirVol]

This scares me.

Scratch the hell out of it til it bleeds, then soak it in alcohol.

 

[1972 Grad]

Diana Rigg I presume, she was hot..��

I see what you did there.
I am getting a warm feeling in my loins thinking about her.

 

[Obsessed]

Neither. Pour it into your eyes. You'll forget about the chiggers.

Damn it man!

My cheeks hurt from laughing. You guys have got me rolling.

 

[Obsessed]

Scratch the hell out of it til it bleeds, then soak it in alcohol.

So, get the chiggers drunk from my beer?

Hmmmmmm

 

[1972 Grad]

Lmao.

I thought we were friends......

But it feels soooo good when you quit.

 

[volinbham]

are you here yet?

 

[1972 Grad]

Scratch the hell out of it til it bleeds, then soak it in alcohol.

Rat tail file and old style carburetor cleaner.

 

[FLVOL69]

are you here yet?

Looks like the early stages of leprosy, but hey, what do I know?

 

[McDad]

Ob, the saliva of a buxom 20 year old attractive female has been proven to reduce the irritation from chigger bites.

 

[1972 Grad]

are you here yet?

Was that taken after the ice pick?

 

[alexmanu]

Filthy man.