Your going to make it awkward now. Anytime I see that I'm going to say.. "McSausage? That you?" any response and I'm assuming it's you.
Back to serious for a moment.
I hate it when guys don't use the buffer zone concept in the public bathroom. I understand when it's crowded. But when it's empty and they saddle up to the urinal next to the one I'm using. Dropping deuce in the stall adjacent to mine when there are 4 other empty stalls from which to choose. It's a problem. C'mon guys. Be more self aware.
This. Personal space. I'm no Ron jeremy, but I am blessed enough to be comfortable in my skin so to speak. That said, there's no reason for a dude to get any closer than absolutely necessary in a bathroom. My wife and I were laughing about this with her parents. Isn't it funny that women go to the bathroom in teams, and have long talks in there etc.? Men don't even speak in the john. Ever. It's like an unspoken, unwritten etiquette that all men seek to know without ever being told. You can hear a pin drop in any men's room...ladies have Tupperware parties in there for petes sake...lol.
Back to serious for a moment.
I hate it when guys don't use the buffer zone concept in the public bathroom. I understand when it's crowded. But when it's empty and they saddle up to the urinal next to the one I'm using. Dropping deuce in the stall adjacent to mine when there are 4 other empty stalls from which to choose. It's a problem. C'mon guys. Be more self aware.
An obvious circumcision by Dr. Finkelstein. He always cuts them on the bias.So. I'm taking a poop here at work checking up on volnation. Pretty normal. And in the stall next to me I noticed this. Shoe almost completely under the stall pointed at me. Dude is pissing and hitting the toilet(towards the wall in assuming to his left?) like a chanmp. I'm not sure how this stance works....