I will take the win and be happy. The reaction on here, sadly, was exactly as expected.
I'm always happy with the W. Some people expect us to be the only team never to be played close by inferior opponents. Sometimes, bad teams play well, good teams play poorly, and luck is a fickle mistress. For example, anybody see that toss up lateral by the Arky player?
I'd only invade countries in the nice parts of the world where we can build resorts after the war is over.
Exile Lane Kiffin and Nick Saban.
National Wet T-shirt Wednesdays.
Promote Scarlet Johansson to National Sex Symbol and covet her as a national treasure.
Disband the Department of Homeland Security and replace it with Department of Homeland Partying.
Florida Gators will be relegated to Division 3 by Executive Order.