Wife: honey, pay your phone bill.
Five minutes pass.
Me: it's done
Wife: what's done?
Me: you said, "have my sister killed". It's done.
Wife: you're an idiot.
Me: well then... This is awkward.
Fine optional but I want it on record that I am not happy about it. That way when people are *****ing about not having a good time we know it wasn't my fault.
Fine optional but I want it on record that I am not happy about it. That way when people are *****ing about not having a good time we know it wasn't my fault.