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[Obsessed]

Haha, yes indeed.

I did a tandem there to see if I'd like it and I returned to get trained. In the middle of that now. It's not even a half hour from Daytona.

SKYDIVE DELAND - Home

Ummmm no.

 

[tumscalcium]

Ummmm no.

What? You too? Do it man, do it! Haha

 

[Grand Vol]

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, including the resident grinch Hog.

 

[Grand Vol]

I got up this morning at 0430 to put a 22 lb turkey in the oven. House is smelling nice right now and my dogs love it. Have a great Christmas Gramps!

There is a 10 pound ham doing the same thing. Suddenly my dog favors my mother as her new best friend lol

 

[Gramps]

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, including the resident grinch Hog.

Hog should have had a big Christmas. With all the rain there should be plenty of mud for him to wallow in.

 

[McDad]

Mom got me a taser. Any of you jack wagons want to test it out?

You'll taze your eye out.

 

[TNsnyper20]

I'll shoot you with it.

No trigger pulling here. Good old fashioned jam in your side and push the button variety.

 

[TNsnyper20]

It also doubles as a flashlight. Never seen one like it before.

 

[Gramps]

No trigger pulling here. Good old fashioned jam in your side and push the button variety.

Hold it within an 1/2" of your left testicle and push the button. You will be able to tell by the shock if it is a good taser or a piece of crap.

:crazy:

 

[FLVOL_79]

First Christmas without my family. To be honest, I thought I'd hate it.

So far, it's really nice. Currently finishing Die Hard, with intentions to watch 2 and 3 as well. I've got a bottle of Knob Creek, some rye, and some wine. My Boston Butt is about 2 hours from being done. I'm smoking inside, down to my skivvies and I don't have to worry about seeing another soul until later tonight, for whom I will not have to redress.

I've been doing Christmas wrong my whole life!

You're like my not as good looking doppleganger :good!:

Merry xmas

 

[Grand Vol]

Hog should have had a big Christmas. With all the rain there should be plenty of mud for him to wallow in.

Yes, well aware of the rain lol

I'm in the same part of the world you are right now.

 

[FLVOL_79]

I got shirt, shirt, shirt, beer mug, beer mug, wireless charge, Zimbabwean trillion dollar bill, racist joke book, towel with paint imprints of my niece and nephews asses on it..awkward xmas!

 

[Gramps]

Yes, well aware of the rain lol

I'm in the same part of the world you are right now.

You have family in East Tennessee GV or just traveling through?

 

[Grand Vol]

You have family in East Tennessee GV or just traveling through?

I was born and raised here. My family still lives here.

 

[BearCat204]

Yup, Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holidays for you who are going straight to hell

 

[Gramps]

I was born and raised here. My family still lives here.

In that case welcome home and enjoy your stay. :hi:

 

[TNsnyper20]

Hold it within an 1/2" of your left testicle and push the button. You will be able to tell by the shock if it is a good taser or a piece of crap.

:crazy:

I trust you gramps. I'll try it later and let you know.

 

[1972 Grad]

I trust you gramps. I'll try it later and let you know.

Don't forget the pictures.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I got shirt, shirt, shirt, beer mug, beer mug, wireless charge, Zimbabwean trillion dollar bill, racist joke book, towel with paint imprints of my niece and nephews asses on it..awkward xmas!

:crazy: sounds like a nice haul there.

 

[Grand Vol]

racist joke book

Old Obama campaign material?

 

[Carl Pickens]

I got shirt, shirt, shirt, beer mug, beer mug, wireless charge, Zimbabwean trillion dollar bill, racist joke book, towel with paint imprints of my niece and nephews asses on it..awkward xmas!

Wireless charge?
Share some of the racist jokes from the book

 

[Carl Pickens]

Haha, yes indeed.

I did a tandem there to see if I'd like it and I returned to get trained. In the middle of that now. It's not even a half hour from Daytona.

SKYDIVE DELAND - Home

If the plane was going to crash I'd jump without thinking twice..... Otherwise I don't really have a desire to do so. I'd rather get drunk as hell at the beach

 

[Obsessed]

Wish me luck. Headed off to the deer woods in the morning. Going with a buddy. I've never hunted this area so I'm going in blind.

Maybe I'll get a big one.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Wish me luck. Headed off to the deer woods in the morning. Going with a buddy. I've never hunted this area so I'm going in blind.

Maybe I'll get a big one.

Good luck OB. Don't forget to gargle with some tinks 69 before you go.

 

[Obsessed]

Good luck OB. Don't forget to gargle with some tinks 69 before you go.

Always!

I use those buck bombs for deodorant as well.


Supposed to be pouring all weekend. Guess I'll take a bath as well.