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[Obsessed]

Different hottie. Closer to my age. And I'd do dirty, dirty, dirty things to that woman.

Looks ten years younger than her age.

Lol.

 

[apevol]

I think GV is in love, guys

 

[TNsnyper20]

GV about to swing by Walgreen's for some lotion and tissues.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Here's Grand looking at that hottie and thinking about fraternization:

 

[Grand Vol]

I think GV is in love, guys

You misspelled "dirty, lustful thoughts."

 

[volfanhill]

You misspelled "dirty, lustful thoughts."

If you want to talk about them in detail I am sure McDad will answer the phone

 

[Grand Vol]

If you want to talk about them in detail I am sure McDad will answer the phone

He normally pays for that kind of talk.

 

[McDad]

If you want to talk about them in detail I am sure McDad will answer the phone

How YOU doin?

 

[McDad]

He normally pays for that kind of talk.

When you gonna pull the trigger on one of these Co workers?

Did you ask out the transvestite?

 

[volfanhill]

He normally pays for that kind of talk.

Does he ask you to talk feminine ?

 

[volfanhill]

How YOU doin?

Lol

 

[Obsessed]

No winners?

1.3 billion??

 

[MercyPercy]

So there I was...

We have photo badges we give our employees after they work a certain amount of events. And today was photo day post-basketball game. Anyway, I was in the exit tunnel doing my photog thing and getting set up for the next employee (which I want to do really dirty things to, but another story, another time).

Anyway, I'm about to snap the picture when I here a "whoops" from my left. I hold off and pulled the camera down and see some scruffy looking dude pulling himself back. I tell him "go ahead man, it's okay" without looking too close while thinking to myself great, just about got photo bombed by this scruffy looking mother fu...oh, that's Toby Keith.

He thanked us for holding up and went on his business.

Cool story bro for the day.

You should have kicked him in the nuts

 

[Grand Vol]

You should have kicked him in the nuts

I'd bet he doesn't like Florida either.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Morning fellas.

 

[Grand Vol]

Morning fellas.

If that's what you call this time of day.

And easy on the "fellas" quote. Mercy gets all cranky when you aren't gender-neutral in his case.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

If that's what you call this time of day.

And easy on the "fellas" quote. Mercy gets all cranky when you aren't gender-neutral in his case.

Yea I got to sleep in a bit. But I must admit I didn't wake up and post. Cold here but at least the sun is out. And for the PC crowd...Morning people?

 

[TNsnyper20]

Yea I got to sleep in a bit. But I must admit I didn't wake up and post. Cold here but at least the sun is out. And for the PC crowd...Morning *****es?

Fify..

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Fify..

Ahhh...that's how it works in here ****ers!

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Hell I have only been back on volnation for a few months lol. Never been in the thread before.

 

[Grand Vol]

Hell I have only been back on volnation for a few months lol. Never been in the thread before.

It's a great place to:

Discuss Hog's daughter's dating situation

Get fabulous fashion advice from GCB.

Hear of drinks created by Dink in a Saturday night alcohol fueled frenzy.

Make fun of the Gators.

Discuss football logically without the FF riffraff.

And other gems that could potentially save the world someday.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Anyone catch that terrible display of thuggery in the Bengals steelers game last night?

 

[McDad]

Anyone catch that terrible display of thuggery in the Bengals steelers game last night?

Yes!

Adam Jones has changed the name but not the game.

And who was that other idiot that coat them. ..burfect??

 

[TNsnyper20]

Yes!

Adam Jones has changed the name but not the game.

And who was that other idiot that coat them. ..burfect??

Yea. Talented linebacker. But a straight up though that won't change.

 

[McDad]

And other gems that could potentially save the world someday.

Uh, yeah. You oversold knucklehead with this, your final, claim.

Go say 10 Hail Butch's and 12 Bob Shoops for penance.