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[Grand Vol]

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Typically you have to pay to use my video clips.

But I'll let you slide for now.

 

[hog88]

Playing receptionist Wednesday and today I have learned a few things. These women receive a **** load of personal calls!

 

[LouderVol]

Let me know if you do so you can buy me a beer

are you putting out afterwards? most of the time I am going to visit family and with family. But I am sure there will be a time where I am flying solo.

 

[Grand Vol]

Playing receptionist Wednesday and today I have learned a few things. These women receive a **** load of personal calls!

If you toss the number out here, I can start making crank calls.

 

[LouderVol]

Playing receptionist Wednesday and today I have learned a few things. These women receive a **** load of personal calls!

how many dates have you picked up?

 

[hog88]

If you toss the number out here, I can start making crank calls.

That's ok. I think I'll log onto the office managers computer and watch porn. That should be good for a few laughs Monday.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Home

If you are ever in Huntsville, Alabama and need a haircut or shave, go to this place. They welcome you with a cold beer when you come in and all the "barbers" are hot chicks working their way through college. Go at least once a month

Happy endings?

 

[Obsessed]

Had an employee turn in his 2 weeks notice this past Monday. Yesterday, while I was off work, he missed the bottom step getting out of the truck, dislocating his hip.

Now he's on workers comp and will not have a job.

 

[Obsessed]

That's ok. I think I'll log onto the office managers computer and watch porn. That should be good for a few laughs Monday.

Midget......

 

[Carl Pickens]

It would be interesting to get the PF together on a warm sunny day with an open bar.

That's a great idea hog.... What's your address and what day are we all coming?

 

[Carl Pickens]

Had an employee turn in his 2 weeks notice this past Monday. Yesterday, while I was off work, he missed the bottom step getting out of the truck, dislocating his hip.

Now he's on workers comp and will not have a job.

That sucks. He'll be getting paid until the doc releases him though.

 

[hog88]

Midget......

I think she's one of those reformed sluts turned puritan that likes to monitor everyone's internet use.

 

[Obsessed]

That sucks. He'll be getting paid until the doc releases him though.

Yeah. But just a bad turn of events for him.

 

[hog88]

That's a great idea hog.... What's your address and what day are we all coming?

February 30th. I'll post location later.

 

[1972 Grad]

Home

If you are ever in Huntsville, Alabama and need a haircut or shave, go to this place. They welcome you with a cold beer when you come in and all the "barbers" are hot chicks working their way through college. Go at least once a month

I could use a little trim.

 

[FLVOL69]

February 30th. I'll post location later.

Leap year huh?😂

 

[TNsnyper20]

This is the most accurate thing I've ever read on the internet.

 

[apevol]

This is the most accurate thing I've ever read on the internet.

**** that ****

 

[TNsnyper20]

**** that ****

If you are or every have been married then you know it to be true.

 

[apevol]

If you are or every have been married then you know it to be true.

I'm not the marrying kind
hell, I don't even apologize when I'm wrong

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm not the marrying kind
hell, I don't even apologize when I'm wrong

You should apologize to Hog. He's having an open bar and open invitation to the PF crew when his daughter gets married.

 

[apevol]

You should apologize to Hog. He's having an open bar and open invitation to the PF crew when his daughter gets married.

I don't attend funerals

 

[Grand Vol]

I don't attend funerals

What about an open bar funeral?

 

[apevol]

What about an open bar funeral?

isn't that a wake?

 

[Grand Vol]

isn't that a wake?

You...might have a point.

How about a bachelor party? Or we could offer to take Hog's daughter out for a bachlorette party.