OT: I got a little bit of a situation here

#26
#26
Forgot to mention that my old butt wasn’t even broke , she thought it was heart felt and very personal. After twenty years of marriage I was out of ideas. You could always get tickets for Saturday’s game , I’m sure they’re dirt cheap or even free 🤷‍♂️🤣 GBO
 
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Did this over ten years ago and my wife still has it. Take a jar or container and type up and cut out everything you love or like about her. It gets hard after a while but man she ate that mess up, it got to be stupid stuff at the end but she'll dig it.
 
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Ok, so we don't have a Christmas tree yet. She's been wanting one of those pre-lit trees from Home Depot for a few years but we've gone the cheap route in previous years with hand-me-down trees and real trees. The hand-me-down is not longer with us, so I'm going to have to get something. Maybe I should just eat ramen noodles this month to get the $300 pre-lit tree she likes. Put it up in the middle of the night Thursday after she goes to bed, being careful not to wake the baby, write her a framed letter and put it under the tree in a box that also includes a picture of my wiener?
 
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tastycar said:
I'm going to get roasted for this but roast away. What about a framed handwritten love letter. you can get a nice frame for cheap. And a box of candy if she has a sweet tooth or a bouquet of flowers if she's a flower girl.
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OP set us up! 😂
 
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Vol_from_86 said:
Ok, so we don't have a Christmas tree yet. She's been wanting one of those pre-lit trees from Home Depot for a few years but we've gone the cheap route in previous years with hand-me-down trees and real trees. The hand-me-down is not longer with us, so I'm going to have to get something. Maybe I should just eat ramen noodles this month to get the $300 pre-lit tree she likes. Put it up in the middle of the night Thursday after she goes to bed, being careful not to wake the baby, write here a framed letter and put it under the tree in a box that also includes a picture of my wiener?
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Stick with the pic but don't combine Christmas and birthday...been there
 
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Vol_from_86 said:
My wife's 30th bday is Friday. I haven't got anything for her. Think she's expecting something special, but she knows we're BROKE so I gotta get creative. I SUCK AT CREATIVE. Any ideas?
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I recommend a sink full of dishes, a dinner to cook, clothes to wash, and a heavy d-ing down to end the evening. You can thank me later.
 
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Orangeblood75 said:
Forgot to mention that my old butt wasn’t even broke , she thought it was heart felt and very personal. After twenty years of marriage I was out of ideas. You could always get tickets for Saturday’s game , I’m sure they’re dirt cheap or even free 🤷‍♂️🤣 GBO
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I thought he wanted to stay off the couch. Tickets to the game might set up his semi- permanent residence there.
 
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1make her a heart felt card with a poem .
2cook her a meal.
3make her a bath.
4watch the kids. leave the house if you have to.
All of this things will be done out of love and appreciation. At least that's the way you can play it off.
 
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rkvdg said:
1make her a heart felt card with a poem .
2cook her a meal.
3make her a bath.
4watch the kids. leave the house if you have to.
All of this things will be done out of love and appreciation. At least that's the way you can play it off.
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That last line 😂
 
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Vol_from_86 said:
My wife's 30th bday is Friday. I haven't got anything for her. Think she's expecting something special, but she knows we're BROKE so I gotta get creative. I SUCK AT CREATIVE. Any ideas?
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Ok...make her a coupon good for one hour of Vol_from_86 lovin'. Heck...give her TWO coupons.
 
#44
#44
Get the kids a babysitter for the night and cook her favorite dinner, desert, movie and a little music. If she likes the outdoors take her for a nice hike the next morning somewhere nice just spend time with you and her. I know she would like that since you have kids, I know how hard it is for two parents to get together.
 
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allenfan1 said:
Reading some of these comments Kinda makes me sick
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I’m hoping most are just trying to be funny 🤷🏻‍♂️

So far best ideas seem to be
1. Create some alone time for her
2. Write her a heartfelt letter
3. Find a way to spend some quality time together
4. Quit being cheap and buy her something
 
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Vol_from_86 said:
Ok, so we don't have a Christmas tree yet. She's been wanting one of those pre-lit trees from Home Depot for a few years but we've gone the cheap route in previous years with hand-me-down trees and real trees. The hand-me-down is not longer with us, so I'm going to have to get something. Maybe I should just eat ramen noodles this month to get the $300 pre-lit tree she likes. Put it up in the middle of the night Thursday after she goes to bed, being careful not to wake the baby, write her a framed letter and put it under the tree in a box that also includes a picture of my wiener?
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You were doing so well...
 
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