OT: I got a little bit of a situation here

#52
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MaTaLa said:
I do a pretty good hetero lap dance...when I turn my walker backwards...cheap too
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Don't sleep on me, brah!
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Craigslist has a free section. I've been watching some dumpster diving haul videos on Youtube and people seem to find some great stuff that way.
 
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vols_fan_68 said:
Make dinner for her, take a shower, dress up a little, and dance with her in kitchen, women love that stuff.
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This. Bust out the chores. Give her the day or weekend off or something.
 
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Thanks for the help everyone and mods thanks for letting this thread stay on the main forum as long as you did.

@vols_fan_68 it's kinda creepy how close our handles resemble each other.

@VolFaninFla sending now
 
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Vol_from_86 said:
Two. 4 and 1. Both girls.
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Something like this is easy to make. Come up with something sweet (a good quotation perhaps?), and print it on nice paper with some nice clip art or a photo and have the kids’ handprints on it. Then get a cheap frame.

I know that’s kinda vague, but hopefully the link with trigger an idea specific to your situation. Point is, make it about your kids and making a keepsake about them as they are right now. I bet she’ll love it.

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Vol_from_86 said:
Ok, so we don't have a Christmas tree yet. She's been wanting one of those pre-lit trees from Home Depot for a few years but we've gone the cheap route in previous years with hand-me-down trees and real trees. The hand-me-down is not longer with us, so I'm going to have to get something. Maybe I should just eat ramen noodles this month to get the $300 pre-lit tree she likes. Put it up in the middle of the night Thursday after she goes to bed, being careful not to wake the baby, write her a framed letter and put it under the tree in a box that also includes a picture of my wiener?
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Sounds like a winner. I’d skip the tree part though.
 
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Vol_from_86 said:
My wife's 30th bday is Friday. I haven't got anything for her. Think she's expecting something special, but she knows we're BROKE so I gotta get creative. I SUCK AT CREATIVE. Any ideas?
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Hand write a blank card. If you don't know how to give a massage, get a book and make it a birthday project to give her a nice massage. She will appreciate you very much. And finally, a dinner she doesn't have to cook. On a tight budget this should be a wonderful day for her... she will feel appreciated and loved.
 
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Vol_from_86 said:
My wife's 30th bday is Friday. I haven't got anything for her. Think she's expecting something special, but she knows we're BROKE so I gotta get creative. I SUCK AT CREATIVE. Any ideas?
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Cook her dinner, Crack open a bottle of sinful libation, watch the Notebook, and you will be getting lucky that night. Trust me, this works.
 
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Microwave up some stove top, a 40 ounce old Milwaukee to choke it down with, and a zero bar for dessert.

That's pretty inexpensive, but comes straight from the heart.

Also, the kids can eat the leftovers.
 
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what year anniversary? Important to know before any positive replies, it does work to follow the Modern and Traditional Rules. You can ask any of my 4 X wivies. My 5th maybe coming soon....
 
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