OWH's Topic That Will Never Die XXIII

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#26,536
For the ladies:

The Secret Language of Men:
1. I'm going Fishing *translation; I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while fish swim by completely safe.
2. It's a guy thing * translation; There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
3. Can I help with dinner? * translation; Why isn't it on the table already?
4. Uh Huh, sure or yes dear * translation: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
5. It would take too long to explain. * translation: I have no idea how it works.
6. Take a break Honey , you're working too hard. *translation: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
7. That's interesting Dear. *translation: Are you still talking?
8. I can't find it. *translation: It didn't fall into to my outstretched hands so I'm clueless.
9What did I do this time? * translation: what did you catch me at?
10. You look terrific!" * translation; Oh, God please don't try on another outfit; I'm starving!
 
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volwindy said:
TGIF! We are going to Charleston after work today to watch my nephew play basketball tomorrow and also celebrate my brother's birthday early as my parents leave for a cruise next weekend for the month.
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I need you to go by shem creek crab house and bring me back a redfish dinner!😁
 
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