Pat Robertson: Jackass Extraordinaire

[KiffinKiller]

The people at the top of the twin towers never dreamed that they would ever consider jumping from such a great height, but when the heat and flames hit them they didn't think twice about it.

Who's to say I wouldn't be one of the poor people instantly killed by one of the planes? This is a great analogy.

 

[utvolpj]

I won't beg. He can strike me down whenever he wants.

he'll catch me in the strip club burning through my life savings

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I think what these people do is utterly disgusting... but how is it theft?

I was using hyperbole. I'm sure it doesn't meet the legal definition of theft. You knew the point I was trying to make. Quit acting like gsvol.

 

[OJ]

he'll catch me in the strip club burning through my life savings

I've spent 90% of the money I've made on women and liquor. The rest I wasted.

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

I love him and I watch the 700 club religiously. Pun intended.

 

[RespectTradition]

I was using hyperbole. I'm sure it doesn't meet the legal definition of theft. You knew the point I was trying to make. Quit acting like gsvol.

Sorry. But how was I supposed to know what you meant other than what you said? I thought you wanted people like this arrested. I am not a mind reader.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If you ever hear me say "I'm hungry enough to eat a horse", don't believe it. I can't really eat a horse.

 

[RespectTradition]

If you ever hear me say "I'm hungry enough to eat a horse", don't believe it. I can't really eat a horse.

If you ever hear me say that "taxes are theft", then believe it. I believe it is theft, even if it is legal.

Some hyperbole is obvious, other is not.

 

[KiffinKiller]

horseburgers!

 

[Gramps]

By the vote of 32-0, VN politics forum says Pat Robertson is a jackass.

 

[PKT_VOL]

33-0. forgot to vote

 

[KiffinKiller]

im too lazy to vote.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I really do hate televangelists. Not Christians. Just televangelists.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I really do hate televangelists. Not Christians. Just televangelists.

Healers, much better

 

[RespectTradition]

Hank Williams Jr said it well:

Now there are some preachers on tv with a suit and a tie and a vest
they want you to send your money to the lord but they give you their address
Cause all of your donations are completely tax free
God bless you all but most of all send your money

American Dream Lyrics by Hank Williams, Jr.

 

[RespectTradition]

or Sammy Hagar

I'm saving my money, and buying my way into Heaven
My T.V. Evangalist showed me the way into Heaven
Now make no mistake, and I won't be forsaken (in Heaven)
Save all of my pay, at the end of a day to (Heaven)
Pack all my belongs, and send them away (Heaven)
Yes, I'll do without, so my lord can be richer (Heaven)
I'll be laughin', and jokin', and drinkin', and toastin' him (grunt)
(Heaven)
Buying my way into
Buying my way into
Buying my way into Heaven
Walking down streets lined with silver and gold in (Heaven)
One snap of a finger, the wish will unfold in (Heaven)
Yes I'll walk like a king, thru those pearly gates, into (Heaven)
Just give what you can to the church, and they'll save you
AAAH!
(Heaven)
Buying my way into
Buying my way into
Buying my way into Heaven
(Whoo!..... grunt)
(Ooooh)
{guitar solo}
Saving my money, and buying my way into (Heaven)
My T.V. Evangalist showed me the way (Heaven)
And all my possessions are well under way to (Heaven)
If you give to the church, you'll get twice what you give, in return
HEY!
(Heaven)
Buying my way into
Buying my way into
Buying my way into Heaven
Buying my way into
Buying my way into
Buying my way into Heaven
Heaven
Heaven