Question for the men

[Freak]

Just lucky I have a really short driveway. I was extremely in the zone to go eat dinner that night.

I know that zone. Read my edit above.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

We need a Friday night before the OW game off topic thread next week.

I wouldn't be in there much, I'll be sitting at a blackjack table or buffet in Biloxi all next weekend.

 

[Freak]

I wouldn't be in there much, I'll be sitting at a blackjack table or buffet in Biloxi all next weekend.

Lucky. Sounds like fun. Have you been there before?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Lucky. Sounds like fun. Have you been there before?

Yeah I've been down there twice before. Never came home with any money lol.

 

[xJesusx56]

I'm waiting on her right now. We've never met. I hope she takes as much time as your old ladies arriving.

 

[TNsnyper20]

My wife can appear like she's ready to walk out the door, so I'll go ahead and get in the car, but somehow I still end up waiting.

I call this the "hold on honey, I have to go pee" maneuver.

 

[Freak]

Yeah I've been down there twice before. Never came home with any money lol.

Third time's a charm?

 

[Freak]

I call this the "hold on honey, I have to go pee" maneuver.

After all these years, I'm definitely convinced it's a planned maneuver.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Third time's a charm?

I like the way you think.

 

[joevol33]

My wife can appear like she's ready to walk out the door, so I'll go ahead and get in the car, but somehow I still end up waiting.

My wife, and girls will say they're ready, but when I open the door, boom. They've gotta pee, brush their hair, find shoes, etc.

 

[Freak]

My wife, and girls will say they're ready, but when I open the door, boom. They've gotta pee, brush their hair, find shoes, etc.

How many girls do you have Joe?

 

[holdemvol]

How much time do you spend on average per week waiting on your wife? I'm asking as I'm waiting for my wife.

How long did you wait for your wife to exit the car when you reached your destination? This is almost as big of an issue for me.

 

[Freak]

How long did you wait for your wife to exit the car when you reached your destination? This is almost as big of an issue for me.

Good call. At times I'm halfway through the parking lot before I realize my wife has not yet exited the vehicle.

 

[joevol33]

How many girls do you have Joe?

3. They are 15, 10, and 7. I'm outnumbered bad.

 

[Freak]

3. They are 15, 10, and 7. I'm outnumbered bad.

Holy cow. You don't stand a chance. :lol:

 

[joevol33]

Holy cow. You don't stand a chance. :lol:

So true! I'm thinking of writing a book entitled, "Surviving the House of Hormones".

 

[wildnkrazykat]

So true! I'm thinking of writing a book entitled, "Surviving the House of Hormones".

My uncle has 4. He calls guys like you amateurs

 

[vollygirl]

The real question is: at that point did you keep going? :lol:

I had a similar experience once years ago but mine didn't end well.

We were leaving a Tennessee football game, actually, and I was anxious to get out of the parking lot. I also thought my wife was in the car and didn't realize she was buckling my son in the back seat.

I let my foot off the brake and started to ease forward when I heard her yelling at me. I immediately hit the break but the rear tire had rolled onto her foot.

Not knowing whether to go forward or backward, I decided to put the car in reverse. As I let off the brake this time, just before I backed up, the car rolled forward off of her foot. Unfortunately my foot was already in motion to press the gas and when I tapped the accelerator, I rolled over her foot a second time. inch:

Thankfully, after a visit to the emergency room, we found out nothing was broken. But needless to say, I was in the doghouse for quite a while. :lol:

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[joevol33]

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I'm laughing also! Just saw that!

 

[joevol33]

My uncle has 4. He calls guys like you amateurs

I should call him for inspiration

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

3. They are 15, 10, and 7. I'm outnumbered bad.

Recommend investing in a toilet paper stock.

 

[jhen713]

I generally tell mine we have to leave 20 minutes earlier than needed so we leave on time

I have to go with an hr.

 

[jhen713]

We are late for church every Sunday. The joke is...

How do we make it to church on time?

Be late for Sunday school.

 

[joevol33]

Recommend investing in a toilet paper stock.

Amen!

 

[joevol33]

We are late for church every Sunday. The joke is...

How do we make it to church on time?

Be late for Sunday school.

Same here, its always pushing to get in the door for Sunday school by 10:01!