Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[theFallGuy]

Have I mentioned I don't want to go to work tomorrow

 

[NorCalVol67]

Have I mentioned I don't want to go to work tomorrow

Your coworkers don’t want you to either.

 

[Tin Man]

Martinis are made with gin. Just order chilled vodka in a martini glass with your preferred garnish.

 

[joevol33]

So everyone can enjoy, cause what the crap. I dreamed I went to that foot Dr who fixed my toenail. She drugged me, and tied me down and raped me. I got loose, and thought I'd found this lady to help. She stuck me with a needle, and called that Dr telling her she'd found me. I have some messed up dreams.

 

[VolNExile]

So everyone can enjoy, cause what the crap. I dreamed I went to that foot Dr who fixed my toenail. She drugged me, and tied me down and raped me. I got loose, and thought I'd found this lady to help. She stuck me with a needle, and called that Dr telling her she'd found me. I have some messed up dreams.

I dreamed that my chem lab professor yelled at me, REALLY LOUD.

I feel that my dream is a lot closer to reality than yours.

 

[NorCalVol67]

So everyone can enjoy, cause what the crap. I dreamed I went to that foot Dr who fixed my toenail. She drugged me, and tied me down and raped me. I got loose, and thought I'd found this lady to help. She stuck me with a needle, and called that Dr telling her she'd found me. I have some messed up dreams.

Lay off the cereal dude.

 

[joevol33]

Lay off the cereal dude.

I sincerely think it's the sugar, but last night I had a pop tart

 

[joevol33]

I dreamed that my chem lab professor yelled at me, REALLY LOUD.

I feel that my dream is a lot closer to reality than yours.

Absolutely, I hope

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I've had three dreams in the past week about the infamous internship I had in college.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

I've had three dreams in the past week about the infamous internship I had in college.

I have not heard this story, do tell.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I have not heard this story, do tell.

I interned for Enron in college.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

I interned for Enron in college.

You didn't intern as a ship pilot did ya?

 

[theFallGuy]

Martinis are made with gin. Just order chilled vodka in a martini glass with your preferred garnish.

Thanks Jenny

 

[Tin Man]

I interned for Enron in college.

Yes. Infamous. Did you experience harassment while there?

 

[82_VOL_83]

So everyone can enjoy, cause what the crap. I dreamed I went to that foot Dr who fixed my toenail. She drugged me, and tied me down and raped me. I got loose, and thought I'd found this lady to help. She stuck me with a needle, and called that Dr telling her she'd found me. I have some messed up dreams.

Stop taking Ambien.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Yes. Infamous. Did you experience harassment while there?

Yes, some. A lot of locker room talk and co-workers asking you out.

Had a lot more harassment working at Morgan Keegan a few years later.

 

[Tin Man]

Yes, some. A lot of locker room talk and co-workers asking you out.

Had a lot more harassment working at Morgan Keegan a few years later.

Neither seems to have aspired to an enlightened business environment.

 

[joevol33]

Stop taking Ambien.

I don't take anything

 

[Tin Man]

Sidebar: Janelle Monae has incorporated a number of classic dance moves into her videos and live performances. In addition to James Brown’s signature moves, she’s dipped deeper into history, resurrecting the camel walk. During my last year of employment, I referenced this during a group text for a marketing project launch. When the lead AVP said that she would post a video of her dancing if we hit the goal numbers, I suggested the camel walk. An intern Googled camel walk, and the first result returned was for a lewd redneck rock song video. Without looking any deeper into the results, she cited this in a complaint to HR. During my ensuing interview, I offered videos of Janelle Monae and James Brown’s appearance on the Sammy Davis show. Though exonerated, I was cautioned to be more aware of possible Internet search results in the future.

 

[Tin Man]

@82_VOL_83, I’ll see your Stuka and raise you a Sturmovik.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I'll see your Il-2 and raise you an FW-190.

 

[VolNExile]

Yes, some. A lot of locker room talk and co-workers asking you out.

Had a lot more harassment working at Morgan Keegan a few years later.

“Because we’re Southern, and we’re smart.”

MK lost a ton of money for my mom back in the lawsuit day, and she now has an annuity at Raymond James, originally from MK, and they are a ginormous PITA to deal with.

 

[Tin Man]

I'll see your Il-2 and raise you an FW-190.

Apples and Brazil nuts. FW-190 was a pursuit aircraft, not a dive bomber or a tank killer.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

“Because we’re Southern, and we’re smart.”

MK lost a ton of money for my mom back in the lawsuit day, and she now has an annuity at Raymond James, originally from MK, and they are a ginormous PITA to deal with.

Yeah, Enron was the Wild Wild West and MK was the Good ol' Boys network. The implosion of the Kelsoe funds was a harbinger of 2008.

 

[VolNExile]

Yeah, Enron was the Wild Wild West and MK was the Good ol' Boys network. The implosion of the Kelsoe funds was a harbinger of 2008.

Her broker was a woman who out-boy’d the boys, which is what woman felt they had to do back in the day, I guess. Padded shoulders and all.

Far as I know, she’s still with them, although she’s older than I am. She gave me completely incorrect * cough lies * information about the tax implications of the Allianz annuity, and now I’m trying to unwind all that.