Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[vol445]

Sounds like you had imbibed quite a bit of the sippin cream.

Locals said it was Fred. About 500lbs.

 

[VolNExile]

@hmanvolfan, can you try to persuade the renegade squirrels here to leave my flower bulbs alone?? I didn’t half-cripple myself to feed them.

It’s not like they’re exactly starving around here...

— We’ve decided to let the lunatic cat back outside during the day to try to deter them a bit.

 

[NorCalVol67]

@hmanvolfan, can you try to persuade the renegade squirrels here to leave my flower bulbs alone?? I didn’t half-cripple myself to feed them.

It’s not like they’re exactly starving around here...

— We’ve decided to let the lunatic cat back outside during the day to try to deter them a bit.

Isn't saying lunatic cat redundant?

 

[theFallGuy]

im drunk fawk all yall

how roood!!

 

[VolNExile]

Isn't saying lunatic cat redundant?

Oh believe me, she takes it to a whole new level, especially as she has moved from Assistant Cat to Head Cat. —more like Head Case Cat.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Oh believe me, she takes it to a whole new level, especially as she has moved from Assistant Cat to Head Cat. —more like Head Case Cat.

Mom has one of those. He’s sport is eating potato chips and leaving scratches on the unsuspecting.

 

[VolNExile]

Mom has one of those. He’s sport is eating potato chips and leaving scratches on the unsuspecting.

She purrs (very quietly) until she doesn’t. When she lived in assisted living with my mom, she (the cat) put her (my mom) in the hospital twice - first time with sepsis, and second time just before she went septic.

She’s a rescue cat, and we can only speculate what her early years were like.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

She purrs (very quietly) until she doesn’t. When she lived in assisted living with my mom, she (the cat) put her (my mom) in the hospital twice - first time with sepsis, and second time just before she went septic.

She’s a rescue cat, and we can only speculate what her early years were like.

I wouldn’t want to know. My Daisy was a rescue and didn’t want to know then. Humans can be so cruel, at least enough of them are that we have rescue animals.

Damn autocorrect

 

[95 Vol Alum]

@hmanvolfan, can you try to persuade the renegade squirrels here to leave my flower bulbs alone?? I didn’t half-cripple myself to feed them.

It’s not like they’re exactly starving around here...

— We’ve decided to let the lunatic cat back outside during the day to try to deter them a bit.

Why you wanna kill [insert living creature] that cause no harm to you or your loved ones?

Murdering fools.

I'm just guessing this is the appropriate response around here.

 

[VolNExile]

I'm just guessing this is the appropriate response around here.

No sympathy from me.

Now OTOH, if you were talking about a 3 1/2” cockroach, headed toward the door, I’d buy the bug spray for you!

 

[Weezer]

@hmanvolfan, can you try to persuade the renegade squirrels here to leave my flower bulbs alone?? I didn’t half-cripple myself to feed them.

It’s not like they’re exactly starving around here...

— We’ve decided to let the lunatic cat back outside during the day to try to deter them a bit.

On behalf of the squirrels, this one says thank you.

 

[VolNExile]

On behalf of the squirrels, this one says thank you.

Better not have daffodil breath!

 

[VolNExile]

If you are a cat sharing a house with a three-year-old:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Absolute Gold

Magic trick gone horribly right

 

[VolNExile]

Remember Lou Diamond Phillips? Here he is during lockdown last May with his chonkies:

 

[NorCalVol67]

Remember Lou Diamond Phillips? Here he is during lockdown last May with his chonkies:

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He was good in Longmire somewhat recently.

Holy cow, I thought those were dogs at first.

 

[VolNExile]

Maine Coon cats. Males are 20# and upwards, plus fur.

 

[hmanvolfan]

The one in the foreground looks like a Maine Coon but the other two just look fat.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Idk if my grey adoption was a Maine coon, but he weighed 18 to 20 lbs. Little over a year ago he and my little momma cat went missing within a 2 month period. We have bald eagles nesting within a mile of the house that i think got them both

 

[hmanvolfan]

Eagles gotta eat too.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Find a dang rabbit!!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Was just kidding. Sorry about your cats getting caught by the eagle.

 

[VolNExile]

Idk if my grey adoption was a Maine coon, but he weighed 18 to 20 lbs. Little over a year ago he and my little momma cat went missing within a 2 month period. We have bald eagles nesting within a mile of the house that i think got them both

My cat, now off in the Big Cat Condo in the Sky, was practically breed standard for Siberian Forest cats, in looks, build, behavior, and personality, green eyes, ear fuzz, stumpy legs and all, but there’s no way in hell that one was one loose and reproducing in South Knox County in the early 80’s. It’s funny how you find apparent purebreds sitting outside your front door.

 

[VolNExile]

The one in the foreground looks like a Maine Coon but the other two just look fat.

There’re actually six five. All that fur just sort of blurs together.

 

[NEVolFan]

Raise your hand if you are tired of Joe Namath... and his lame asz Medicare commercials.