Well, see, I walked outside thins morning and hit this huge black wall. Then I said "self, where did this come from?"
Self said "self, this appears to be a part of the male amatomy"
Self replied "oooohhhhhh I heard nerd has problems with oversized morning wood"
Self says "run in and call nerdles gf and make sure"
Self returns in a bit and says" nerdles girlfriend confirms, his wee wee is rockies sized when disturbed"
This is a full recap of the conversation I had with myself. No names were changed to protect innocent parties