Random Thoughts XXXII

[BadJerry20]

Real men don't play hop scotch, jump rope,or play kick ball.

I will kick your balls if you text me later.

 

[Weezer]

No worries I like strange. I know the holidays suck for you, just worried about a fellow zoner.

Concern noted and appreciated. You still get moms back on Monday so enjoy your freedom til then.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I will kick your balls if you text me later.

Lulz.

 

[Weezer]

Luminol only indicates the possibility of cleaned-up blood rather than the certainty of it. Spray everything with a bleach product. It reacts to bleach like it would to blood thus confusing anyone testing there.

With the added bonus of eliminating DNA traces....... or so I've heard. :whistling:

 

[Orangeslice13]

Anyone watching strange sports on tur tv?


Grown men playing wiffle ball is almost as sad as ultimate frisdee

 

[BadJerry20]

Concern noted and appreciated. You still get moms back on Monday so enjoy your freedom til then.

No you have that fat beech till Thursday

 

[Orangeslice13]

And kick ball

 

[Coastypop]

The Corpse in the choir room?

Hey...WTH is it you guys and corpses ... thought that was my thing

 

[Slydell]

With the added bonus of eliminating DNA traces....... or so I've heard. :whistling:

Added bonus. There are other ways depending on premeditated or spontaneous.

 

[Weezer]

No you have that fat beech till Thursday

Bus ticket bought, bags packed... she's looking forward to getting back home to her favorite. Judging by the heft of her trunk(that could certainly be misconstrued), she got you another dead hooker for Christmas, so you might want to clean out a spot in the basement.

 

[Coastypop]

Luminol only indicates the possibility of cleaned-up blood rather than the certainty of it. Spray everything with a bleach product. It reacts to bleach like it would to blood thus confusing anyone testing there.

I clean everything with bleach ...

 

[Weezer]

Hey...WTH is it you guys and corpses ... thought that was my thing

BJ, I think I might have just found dad. Mom's going to be thrilled.

 

[Coastypop]

BJ, I think I might have just found dad. Mom's going to be thrilled.

I'm not paying any child support or alimony so beat it

 

[Weezer]

And kick ball

If you're doing what I think you're doing, lulz. I was asked to tone that down.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Real men don't play hop scotch, jump rope,or play kick ball.

RIP slice

Your banning will begin soon.

 

[BadJerry20]

Bus ticket bought, bags packed... she's looking forward to getting back home to her favorite. Judging by the heft of her trunk(that could certainly be misconstrued), she got you another dead hooker for Christmas, so you might want to clean out a spot in the basement.

She's gonna be waiting at the bus stop for awhile, though I am running low on dead hookers.

 

[Orangeslice13]

If you're doing what I think you're doing, lulz. I was asked to tone that down.

What?
I was watching a tv show about grown men palying kids games in leagues trying to relive their youth but mostly looking stupid. If anyone thinks I'm refering to them, they should grow up and get over themselves

 

[BadJerry20]

BJ, I think I might have just found dad. Mom's going to be thrilled.

Idk if she will be thrilled, do you remember what he did to our pet squirrel before he left?

 

[BadJerry20]

What?
I was watching a tv show about grown men palying kids games in leagues trying to relive their youth but mostly looking stupid. If anyone thinks I'm refering to them, they should grow up and get over themselves

You are the reason certain people think zoners are a**holes.

 

[Coastypop]

You are the reason certain people think zoners are a**holes.

But he is not wrong

 

[Orangeslice13]

You are the reason certain people think zoners are a**holes.

Zoners are azzholes.

Its a chicken/egg thing.

 

[Coastypop]

Idk if she will be thrilled, do you remember what he did to our pet squirrel before he left?

Sorry bout the squirrel, I thought that was your mom

 

[BadJerry20]

Sorry bout the squirrel, I thought that was your mom

Understandable, she is pretty hairy

 

[Weezer]

No you have that fat beech till Thursday

I'm not paying any child support or alimony so beat it

She's gonna be waiting at the bus stop for awhile, though I am running low on dead hookers.

Idk if she will be thrilled, do you remember what he did to our pet squirrel before he left?

She ain't stayin' with me and you don't want her back, so finding pops equals problem solved. It's not child support and if she's livin' with him, it's not alimony. Don't worry pops, she's still a cold fish, just how you like 'em.

 

[BadJerry20]

Zoners are azzholes.

Its a chicken/egg thing.

You need to follow my classy lead.