Random Thoughts XXXII

[Coastypop]

She ain't stayin' with me and you don't want her back, so finding pops equals problem solved. It's not child support and if she's livin' with him, it's not alimony. Don't worry pops, she's still a cold fish, just how you like 'em.

Already living with one cold fish, don't need a second

 

[Weezer]

FTR, I'm sorry I never understood your love for dead hookers was a hereditary thing, little bro.

 

[Coastypop]

FTR, I'm sorry I never understood your love for dead hookers was a hereditary thing, little bro.

Who said I was into hookers

 

[Slydell]

My church is sacrificing goats and virgins tomorrow. Who's in?

 

[Weezer]

Already living with one cold fish, don't need a second

Too late. She's on her way.

 

[Coastypop]

My church is sacrificing goats and virgins tomorrow. Who's in?

Would they accept an old goat sacrificing a virgin?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

My church is sacrificing goats and virgins tomorrow. Who's in?

Are they saving the meat for consumption? If so, I'm in. I'm very particular about that.

 

[Coastypop]

Too late. She's on her way.

Figures i have always been unlucky at love

 

[Weezer]

My church is sacrificing goats and virgins tomorrow. Who's in?

I'll take a couple of those virgins, provided they're not dudes and they're of legal age. Pops wants a goat.

 

[BadJerry20]

Is the goat a virgin?

 

[Coastypop]

I'll take a couple of those virgins, provided they're not dudes and they're of legal age. Pops wants a goat.

Already told you ... I got a goat

 

[Coastypop]

Is the goat a virgin?

Not really, I been around

 

[Weezer]

Islam would be a lot funnier if the 72 promised virgins were all dudes.

 

[BadJerry20]

Not really, I been around

And I.appreciate your sacrifice for the family.

 

[Slydell]

Would they accept an old goat sacrificing a virgin?

Hope so I'm doing it.

Are they saving the meat for consumption? If so, I'm in. I'm very particular about that.

Yes. We're having a Greek fest after the sacrifices.

I'll take a couple of those virgins, provided they're not dudes and they're of legal age. Pops wants a goat.

Not dudes. Age? Virgins are getting harder and harder to find now.

Is the goat a virgin?

Absolutely. Has to be.

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm in!

 

[Weezer]

Not really, I been around

Obviously, neither BJ nor myself would ever be seen as immaculate conception. More like lack of contraception.

 

[Coastypop]

I'm in!

not so the goat could tell , or the virgin either

 

[Weezer]

As long as they're of legal age of consent and I can get documented proof of said consent, I'm in. If they say yes, it's not rape. If I get attacked in jail, it is.



FTR, I am a pervert, but not the kind that has sex with children. Even though this is the zone, I felt a need for a disclaimer nonetheless.

 

[Weezer]

not so the goat could tell , or the virgin either

That's no way to talk about your son.

 

[Coastypop]

As long as they're of legal age of consent and I can get documented proof of said consent, I'm in. If they say yes, it's not rape. If I get attacked in jail, it is.



FTR, I am a pervert, but not the kind that has sex with children. Even though this is the zone, I felt a need for a disclaimer nonetheless.

Copy and paste... wisdom says I should agree with this post

 

[Weezer]

Waterworld is on one of the Starz channels.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Waterworld is on one of the Starz channels.

The Citizen Kane of our time

 

[Toujours Pret]

If you had to have sex with a thread, would it be "Recruiting Forum : Football Talk" or "Atlanta Braves nnn"?

 

[Weezer]

If you had to have sex with a thread, would it be "Recruiting Forum : Football Talk" or "Atlanta Braves nnn"?

Does either thread have hot chicks? That would be the deciding factor.