Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

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volfan2010 said:
Hell I thought we was taking Vols football. I didn't know this Damn site doubled as the Damn hooked on phonics grammar mechanics forum. Some of Yall sound like some Damn undercover uga sissies in disguise.
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Don't sweat it VF. Its just the man trying to keep you down. Who needs verbs? Just keep posting.
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I wish we had more posts like this....it improves the quality of my life.

Plus, I agree. Georgia sucks.
 
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volfan2010 said:
These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly going to be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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Out of curiosity, just how old are you?
 
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TD10EYEC said:
Epic! I love it!! Whatcha think bout Alabama?
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Well let me tell yall about Alabama. They damn cheat. Saban is a snake. The only way they can beat the Vols is cheat the Vols!! They had they best year ever and we still like to whipped they ass last year. Now they team has gotten worse sense last year and our team has gotten better. We got rid of that sorry ass Lane Kiffen and got Coach Dooley whos a damn Genius so them stupid ass elephants is probably worrieder than hell.

Plus that damn sneaky snake Saban is probably gone go to the NFL soon. Then bama wont be **** again and will probably try to get Coach Dooley to come down there and coach em. But Coach Dooley gone tell them hell no cause he a Vol for life.
 
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BigOrangeloV said:
I would like your thoughts after those games and this year to see if you still feel this way... :p
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I hear you, probably not beating either one this year, but i wouldn't jump through hoops if we did. They've managed to beat Georgia enough the last few years and they've not exactly been a powerhouse during that time.
 
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volfan2010 said:
Well let me tell yall about Alabama. They damn cheat. Saban is a snake. The only way they can beat the Vols is cheat the Vols!! They had they best year ever and we still like to whipped they ass last year. Now they team has gotten worse sense last year and our team has gotten better. We got rid of that sorry ass Lane Kiffen and got Coach Dooley whos a damn Genius so them stupid ass elephants is probably worrieder than hell.

Plus that damn sneaky snake Saban is probably gone go to the NFL soon. Then bama wont be **** again and will probably try to get Coach Dooley to come down there and coach em. But Coach Dooley gone tell them hell no cause he a Vol for life.
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Spot on. Keep it coming!

I'm still curious as to what week one will hold. Do you know much about UT-Martin?
 
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kiddiedoc said:
Spot on. Keep it coming!

I'm still curious as to what week one will hold. Do you know much about UT-Martin?
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Well honestly not much except they sorry as hell and is fixing to take an ass whoopin from the mighty Tennessee Vols!!! They probably is better than them sorry ass dogs tho being they is from Tennessee.
 
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Originally Posted by volfan2010
Well let me tell yall about Alabama. They damn cheat. Saban is a snake. The only way they can beat the Vols is cheat the Vols!! They had they best year ever and we still like to whipped they ass last year. Now they team has gotten worse sense last year and our team has gotten better. We got rid of that sorry ass Lane Kiffen and got Coach Dooley whos a damn Genius so them stupid ass elephants is probably worrieder than hell.

Plus that damn sneaky snake Saban is probably gone go to the NFL soon. Then bama wont be **** again and will probably try to get Coach Dooley to come down there and coach em. But Coach Dooley gone tell them hell no cause he a Vol for life.
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Oooooh.....do Florida next!!!
 
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volfan2010 said:
Well let me tell yall about Alabama. They damn cheat. Saban is a snake. The only way they can beat the Vols is cheat the Vols!! They had they best year ever and we still like to whipped they ass last year. Now they team has gotten worse sense last year and our team has gotten better. We got rid of that sorry ass Lane Kiffen and got Coach Dooley whos a damn Genius so them stupid ass http://www.volnation.com/forum/images/smilies/default/post-49835-1119740232.gifelephants is probably worrieder than hell.

Plus that damn sneaky snake Saban is probably gone go to the NFL soon. Then bama wont be **** again and will probably try to get Coach Dooley to come down there and coach em. But Coach Dooley gone tell them hell no cause he a Vol for life.
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Lawrence Wright said:
Oooooh.....do Florida next!!!
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Well Myers aint much better than that damn snake saban. Interpreting dreams and wierd crap like that to get kids to come down there. Thats about the wierdest crap I ever heard when he told that poor kid the good lord come to him in a dream and told him he ought to be a damn gator. Yall may get us for another year but Myers is in bad health and no good running backs want to play in yalls sissy offense and Dooley is a damn genius. We will own them sorry gators in the near future. And win or lose we gone be eating gator at my trailer on gameday boy you can guarantee that.
 
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