Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

#52
#52
volfan2010 said:
These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly going to be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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:lolabove: Folks, This is the result of what happens when your carrying a baby with one hand and drop him on his head trying to keep from spilling your beer with your other hand.
 
#54
#54
volfan2010 said:
Well Myers aint much better than that damn snake saban. Interpreting dreams and wierd crap like that to get kids to come down there. Thats about the wierdest crap I ever heard when he told that poor kid the good lord come to him in a dream and told him he ought to be a damn gator. Yall may get us for another year but Myers is in bad health and no good running backs want to play in yalls sissy offense and Dooley is a damn genius. We will own them sorry gators in the near future. And win or lose we gone be eating gator at my trailer on gameday boy you can guarantee that.
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YES! :dance2:
 
#62
#62
Lawrence Wright said:
I hope he does Oregon next....
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Hell i didnt even know they damn played football up there. They aint nothin but a team full of hippies and sissies. Aint no damn sorry ass team from oregon ever gone beat the Vols. We fixin to whip they ass and they probably already know it. Go on one of them damn oregon boards and all the sissies is probably talking about " well I just hope we can keep it close". Lucky for they sorry ass Dooley is classy as hell and probably wont run it up on em.
 
#63
#63
The OP makes my vocabulary cry. English teachers across the nation hang their heads in shame this morning.
 
#64
#64
volfan2010 said:
Hell i didnt even know they damn played football up there. They aint nothin but a team full of hippies and sissies. Aint no damn sorry ass team from oregon ever gone beat the Vols. We fixin to whip they ass and they probably already know it. Go on one of them damn oregon boards and all the sissies is probably talking about " well I just hope we can keep it close". Lucky for they sorry ass Dooley is classy as hell and probably wont run it up on em.
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Come clean, are you an Alabama troll?
 
#66
#66
volfan2010 said:
Hell i didnt even know they damn played football up there. They aint nothin but a team full of hippies and sissies. Aint no damn sorry ass team from oregon ever gone beat the Vols. We fixin to whip they ass and they probably already know it. Go on one of them damn oregon boards and all the sissies is probably talking about " well I just hope we can keep it close". Lucky for they sorry ass Dooley is classy as hell and probably wont run it up on em.
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No mention of ugly *ss uniforms?
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#68
#68
hohenfelsvol said:
No mention of ugly *ss uniforms?
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Well hell I aint never watched they sorry ass play so I caint speak on they uniforms. It dont surprise me they ugly as hell considering they hole program is a damn joke. If it aint Tennessee it aint for me.
 
#70
#70
Why did I choose this thread to open first this morning?
The grammar police need to give up!
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#74
#74
the best part of this is that even though i am pretty convinced this is a very good acting job......

part of me says, well, this could be for real.
 
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