Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

Hell ya. That's what I'm tAlking about. Not trying to be that guy but...chuck smith is gone, Aaron murray is a sophomore, and I'm pretty sure they're rb will be Crowell. Also derrick, jujuan, and rajon were 2 years ago. Coleman from last year looks promising but ga fans prob are not sweating him too
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Hell ya. That's what I'm tAlking about. Not trying to be that guy but...chuck smith is gone, Aaron murray is a sophomore, and I'm pretty sure they're rb will be Crowell. Also derrick, jujuan, and rajon were 2 years ago. Coleman from last year looks promising but ga fans prob are not sweating him too
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It is a classic for a reason. Look at the date and don't be that guy.
 
It is a classic for a reason. Look at the date and don't be that guy.

Ok. Makes a little more sense now. I never even noticed these threads had dates. I'm a little new around here Suprising he didn't mention a j green being from last year. Btw a classic doesn't necessiraly have to be old... Just has to hit home. Dude seems to be a real fan. I didnt like our odds that much last year
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Ok. Makes a little more sense now. I never even noticed these threads had dates. I'm a little new around here Suprising he didn't mention a j green being from last year. Btw a classic doesn't necessiraly have to be old... Just has to hit home. Dude seems to be a real fan. I didnt like our odds that much last year
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It was a joke thread. Set aside some time and read through it all. It is probably one of the most entertaining threads and has had a long life. A lot of people didn't get it at first. No worries and Go Vols.
 
These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!


4 and 13 always make me chuckle no matter how many times I read it.
 
I'm glad volfan2010 was banned. But not because he was a troll. Because a post of this magnitude was surely his most significant achievement and contribution to this board. Any subsequent posts would have been unfairly compared to this, and would only tarnish his sterling reputation.
 

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