Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

[General Jack]

Its a shame the "like" button didn't exist in August 2010.

 

[vol_in_ar]

it would have set a record

 

[Boca Vol]

That is just a brilliant piece of writing. I laugh every time I read it.

 

[Nashvol2]

They runnin back is gurly and he can't play a lick!

Whip dey!

 

[alaVOL]

These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!

:lolabove:
Classic and great for a good laugh since humor is something we Vols have to have right now.

 

[TennesseeOrange]

Still a VN masterpiece.

 

[volger]

:bump3:


For the newbs, this is a must read. You're welcome.

I would like to think CBJ can beat CMR with his mind this Saturday.

 

[peerless98]

My favorite:

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

My favorite:

1. They sorry ass hell

LMAO

 

[TennesseeOrange]

Should be stickied for Georgia week. JMO.

 

[chattavol420]

Its just not that funny anymore. Before we had a chance and I could laugh at it. These days... Not so much

 

[93TNVol]

 

[Brianchevy]

Whip dey ass

No joke I really laughed out loud.

 

[mdrew27]

I laughed a long time when I first read this

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Bump

I wish the OP would make more appearances.

 

[vol_in_ar]

nice bump, but's whip Oklahoma's ass first

 

[I Love Lamp]

I think he does as 0stargeneral

 

[big harry]

Every body know god talks with that perfect speakin grammar. If you aint got that good speakin grammar you is ungodly and they will whoop yo ass if you try to go to church. you damn fools !!!

.

 

[big harry]

Well who ever told you they program was worth a **** is dum as hell.

1. They are sorry as hell.

2. They mascot is a chicken.

3. They qb is a damn drunk.

4. They coach is old and the damn SEC has passed him by.

5. They d cordinator is even older.

6. They caint recruit for ****. Hell they let them sorry ass buldogs come in there and take AJ Green couple years back.

7. Them camo damn uniforms they wore that time was uglier than sin.

8. They sorry ass caint hardly ever beat the damn bulldogs. If you caint beat them sorry ass bulldogs atleast most of the time yo ass needs to seriously reevaluate yo life. Cause we all know the damn bulldogs is sorry as hell.

9. Coach dooley is so much damn smarter than they coaches he can trick they ass any time. He is a damn genious.

Aint no damn doubt we fixin to whoop they ass when we play them.

This stuff's gold.

 

[big harry]

Well I am a amature fisherman. Most of the trouble I been in lately is from operating a boat being drunk. Which is a horse **** law.

Well I got some warrants in Tennessee right now and Im having to live with my sister and her people down here in Georgia. So I prolly caint go to no games this year. We are talkin about getting cable tho so I will probly watch most of them.

No it dont neither. I am a amature fisherman for a living. I sell the fish I catch to folks in the trailer park and around town. Thats how i get money.

:lolabove:

 

[TNV]

Butch is a damn genius! WE GON' WHIP THEY ASS

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

I've read the OP prolly 100x and I laugh every damn time!

Nice bump

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

1. Coach Dooley is a smart genius. He is smarter than hell and they aint no coach out there he caint outtrick and who is as smaart as him. His brain is gone be a big assist to our program.

2. He is a damn fine coach. I heard from a sorry ass bulldog fan that I trust that even though he was little he was instramental in the bulldogs only national title. ( His daddy got advice from him.)

3. He is a bad ass recruiter. Alot of that damn snake Sabans success at lsu is cause of Coach Dooleys awsome ass recruiting. Plus look at what he done once he got here last year. He was up against the damn wall but he still closed out a hell of a class. He even stole Rodgers from them sorry ass dogs.

4. He has put a bad ass staff around him. Some of yall undercover bulldogs in disguise were talkin about hiring Rodny Gardner to coach dline but ole Coach Dooley went out and got Chuck Smith. Gardner caint carry Chuck smiths balls in both hands. And he kept lance thompson who can recruit like hell.

5. He bringed discipline to the program. Sorry ass lane kiffin had let a thug mentality take control but Coach Dooley fixed that **** right quick. He threw that one fellow off the team.

6. Finally some one yall is looking at his time at that sorry ass Louisiana school the wrong way. yea he didnt have the best record but he took a team full of misfits and losers and got them playing pretty damn good football. Took they ass to a bowl game. Think of what he can do with our kids.

Epic!

 

[Eddie Vol Halen]

I think it's pretty awesome to see who came out on page 1 / 2 and dissed the OP straightaway.

What is sad is 99gator (a Gator fan) was the first to properly label epic thread as EPIC.

It was and is an Instant Volnation Classic.

 

[BigT_Chief]

These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!

Good Lord Almighty, is this even English?

 

[Neyland Law Vol]

Bump for UGA week.