Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

#754
#754
Most of these are actually factual this year

1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Kirby Smart is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman

5.They running back Nick Chubb aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Tucker fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

8. Our team is more talented

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Jones is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Kirby Smart with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Warrior, Callaway and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Bob Shoop is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.
 
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#757
#757
"If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!"

It's like this guy was throwing a party and we were at first all like
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But then, we realized he wasn't trolling, he was probably BBQ'ng with Ol Sweet Brown and just wanted to hate on Georgia
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Then we read the list of reasons we gon whip dey azz like
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And now, its just a fall classic that never gets old, and when someone bumps it, we be like...
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#764
#764
volfan2010 said:
Hell I thought we was taking Vols football. I didn't know this Damn site doubled as the Damn hooked on phonics grammar mechanics forum. Some of Yall sound like some Damn undercover uga sissies in disguise.
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Truthiest basstage on the webz
 
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#765
#765
volfan2010 said:
Well Myers aint much better than that damn snake saban. Interpreting dreams and wierd crap like that to get kids to come down there. Thats about the wierdest crap I ever heard when he told that poor kid the good lord come to him in a dream and told him he ought to be a damn gator. Yall may get us for another year but Myers is in bad health and no good running backs want to play in yalls sissy offense and Dooley is a damn genius. We will own them sorry gators in the near future. And win or lose we gone be eating gator at my trailer on gameday boy you can guarantee that.
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#767
#767
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These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Kirby is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Nick Chubb aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that fella Tucker aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Butch is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Kirby Smart with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Kongbo, Byrd, Warrior and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Bob Shoop is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
 
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#768
#768
volfan2010 said:
These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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#770
#770
volfan2010 said:
Cause all they Damn scoring gone come in the 4th quarter when the young boys is in and coach dooley is bored. I don't care if I don't know no grammar go Vols!!!!
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I think this is the first time I've seen this response. Nice!
 
#771
#771
volfan2010 said:
Hell I thought we was taking Vols football. I didn't know this Damn site doubled as the Damn hooked on phonics grammar mechanics forum. Some of Yall sound like some Damn undercover uga sissies in disguise.
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Lmfao! This guy is great. Need him and 0star to do play by play thread during games.
 
#775
#775
One of my all time favorite posts on volnation. I needed a good laugh, thanks for bumping this thread.
 
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