Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

[Christian Lowe]

Beating Georgia anymore is like beating South Carolina, no big deal.

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[LakeMaryFLVol]

Wonder what happened to this guy? Last post just a few months later.

Epic and hysterical piece of parody..Wonder if he just calls into Vol calls now

 

[holdemvol]

Early bump, too much hand wringing going on today.

 

[VolunteerTitan3]

Going back and reading this i just cringe every time Dooley is called a genius...

 

[checkerboards09]

Going back and reading this i just cringe every time Dooley is called a genius...

He is a genius....at being a loser.

 

[Catbone]

We haven't beat UGA since this thread was made. It's a curse.

 

[Jones4theVols]

We haven't beat UGA since this thread was made. It's a curse.

You might be on to something here...

Mods - please remove and dispose of as hazardous radioactive waste.

 

[joevol33]

Early bump, too much hand wringing going on today.

I love reading this one.

 

[GAVOL1973]

I know this is the first step of recovery....I remember at one time I really liked Dooley.....but I realized I was drinking the Dool-aid and have learned the error of my ways.....It was on that night that Mizzu came from behind and beat us.....when Dooley only had to get a first down with I think 35 or 45 secs on the clock and decided to go to overtime....I lost all respect I had for him then....I hope volnation will forgive b/c I was one of this supporters......I was wrong.....

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Early bump, too much hand wringing going on today.

premature e-bump-ulation.

 

[TAF]

Still makes me laugh...

'specially the braggadocio stuff regarding Dooley...

 

[VolFan4Life87]

These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!

Pure comedy gold

 

[apkvol]

I know this is the first step of recovery....I remember at one time I really liked Dooley.....but I realized I was drinking the Dool-aid and have learned the error of my ways.....It was on that night that Mizzu came from behind and beat us.....when Dooley only had to get a first down with I think 35 or 45 secs on the clock and decided to go to overtime....I lost all respect I had for him then....I hope volnation will forgive b/c I was one of this supporters......I was wrong.....

Say seven Hail Butches and you shall be forgiven.

:worship:

 

[BookVol]

I know this is the first step of recovery....I remember at one time I really liked Dooley.....but I realized I was drinking the Dool-aid and have learned the error of my ways.....It was on that night that Mizzu came from behind and beat us.....when Dooley only had to get a first down with I think 35 or 45 secs on the clock and decided to go to overtime....I lost all respect I had for him then....I hope volnation will forgive b/c I was one of this supporters......I was wrong.....

It was at that point that I realized Fooley was intentionally tanking the game to get the buyout.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

BUMP for Georgia week

 

[Jxn Vol]

Well this masterpiece had to be bumped.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Well this just masterpiece had to be bumped.

Good job..

 

[james_govols]

Check his stats ...

 

[jasonvols2.2]

hahhahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[vols72]

Was waiting for this one

 

[VolBoyFord]

Came here to say one thing..

WGWTFA

 

[Smokie_is_my_dude]

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

I use this all the time. I always say "so and so will out trick them with his mind". I look forward to this post every single year. It never fails to have me rolling.

 

[General Jack]

Never gets old.

OP needs to come out of retirement with a 2016 update.

 

[WiseOlVol]

You new guys need to get in the spirit.

It's an historical classic.

Not subject to grammatical criticism. It's perfect.

 

[WiseOlVol]

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

I use this all the time. I always say "so and so will out trick them with his mind". I look forward to this post every single year. It never fails to have me rolling.

As in

"13. Ol coach butch out tricked beaver-teeth with his mine"