Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

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KB5252 said:
Come clean, are you an Alabama troll?
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Ask san Diego vol , he will find out who it is and plaster his name, address, phone number and SSN up on this site, thus ruining any form of entertainment we might have. :)
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#130
#130
volfan2010 said:
These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly going to be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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alrighty then! :salute:
 
#133
#133
VF - Some fans question Dooley's genius as a coach. What makes you thinks he is going to be successful?
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#134
#134
zach0105 said:
Please do the Wildcats next.
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Well the Wildcats is sorry as hell. They aint no good at football and the only reason they ok at basketball is they cheat like hell. They football program is shameful and if it wasnt for them sorry ass muts down in athens they wouldnt ever win no games. You know uga is sorry as hell when getting they ass whipped by damn kentucky is a regular occurence. Them dumbass uga fans want Rich to beat Florida but they sorry ass should be focused on beating the damn wildcats. We gone beat the hell out of kentucky this year and probly every year unless we trade coaches with the mutts.
 
#135
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volfan2010 said:
Well the Wildcats is sorry as hell. They aint no good at football and the only reason they ok at basketball is they cheat like hell. They football program is shameful and if it wasnt for them sorry ass muts down in athens they wouldnt ever win no games. You know uga is sorry as hell when getting they ass whipped by damn kentucky is a regular occurence. Them dumbass uga fans want Rich to beat Florida but they sorry ass should be focused on beating the damn wildcats. We gone beat the hell out of kentucky this year and probly every year unless we trade coaches with the mutts.
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keep it comin', I love it! :clap:
 
#136
#136
The OP has a bosgap mixed with Charles Barkley thing going on. I'm a fan.
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#137
:lol: EPIC thread....years from now I will tell my children about his thread and they will cry with laughter.
 
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#138
tri_vol said:
VF - Some fans question Dooley's genius as a coach. What makes you thinks he is going to be successful?
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1. Coach Dooley is a smart genius. He is smarter than hell and they aint no coach out there he caint outtrick and who is as smaart as him. His brain is gone be a big assist to our program.

2. He is a damn fine coach. I heard from a sorry ass bulldog fan that I trust that even though he was little he was instramental in the bulldogs only national title. ( His daddy got advice from him.)

3. He is a bad ass recruiter. Alot of that damn snake Sabans success at lsu is cause of Coach Dooleys awsome ass recruiting. Plus look at what he done once he got here last year. He was up against the damn wall but he still closed out a hell of a class. He even stole Rodgers from them sorry ass dogs.

4. He has put a bad ass staff around him. Some of yall undercover bulldogs in disguise were talkin about hiring Rodny Gardner to coach dline but ole Coach Dooley went out and got Chuck Smith. Gardner caint carry Chuck smiths balls in both hands. And he kept lance thompson who can recruit like hell.

5. He bringed discipline to the program. Sorry ass lane kiffin had let a thug mentality take control but Coach Dooley fixed that **** right quick. He threw that one fellow off the team.

6. Finally some one yall is looking at his time at that sorry ass Louisiana school the wrong way. yea he didnt have the best record but he took a team full of misfits and losers and got them playing pretty damn good football. Took they ass to a bowl game. Think of what he can do with our kids.
 
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#139
volfan2010 said:
1. Coach Dooley is a smart genius. He is smarter than hell and they aint no coach out there he caint outtrick and who is as smaart as him. His brain is gone be a big assist to our program.

2. He is a damn fine coach. I heard from a sorry ass bulldog fan that I trust that even though he was little he was instramental in the bulldogs only national title. ( His daddy got advice from him.)

3. He is a bad ass recruiter. Alot of that damn snake Sabans success at lsu is cause of Coach Dooleys awsome ass recruiting. Plus look at what he done once he got here last year. He was up against the damn wall but he still closed out a hell of a class. He even stole Rodgers from them sorry ass dogs.

4. He has put a bad ass staff around him. Some of yall undercover bulldogs in disguise were talkin about hiring Rodny Gardner to coach dline but ole Coach Dooley went out and got Chuck Smith. Gardner caint carry Chuck smiths balls in both hands. And he kept lance thompson who can recruit like hell.

5. He bringed discipline to the program. Sorry ass lane kiffin had let a thug mentality take control but Coach Dooley fixed that **** right quick. He threw that one fellow off the team.

6. Finally some one yall is looking at his time at that sorry ass Louisiana school the wrong way. yea he didnt have the best record but he took a team full of misfits and losers and got them playing pretty damn good football. Took the ass to a bowl game. Think of what he can do with our kids.
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:eek:lol::post-4-1090547912:
 
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volfan2010 said:
1. Coach Dooley is a smart genius. He is smarter than hell and they aint no coach out there he caint outtrick and who is as smaart as him. His brain is gone be a big assist to our program.

2. He is a damn fine coach. I heard from a sorry ass bulldog fan that I trust that even though he was little he was instramental in the bulldogs only national title. ( His daddy got advice from him.)

3. He is a bad ass recruiter. Alot of that damn snake Sabans success at lsu is cause of Coach Dooleys awsome ass recruiting. Plus look at what he done once he got here last year. He was up against the damn wall but he still closed out a hell of a class. He even stole Rodgers from them sorry ass dogs.

4. He has put a bad ass staff around him. Some of yall undercover bulldogs in disguise were talkin about hiring Rodny Gardner to coach dline but ole Coach Dooley went out and got Chuck Smith. Gardner caint carry Chuck smiths balls in both hands. And he kept lance thompson who can recruit like hell.

5. He bringed discipline to the program. Sorry ass lane kiffin had let a thug mentality take control but Coach Dooley fixed that **** right quick. He threw that one fellow off the team.

6. Finally some one yall is looking at his time at that sorry ass Louisiana school the wrong way. yea he didnt have the best record but he took a team full of misfits and losers and got them playing pretty damn good football. Took they ass to a bowl game. Think of what he can do with our kids.
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Omitted: He married to a fine lady doctor and they take they kids to church.
 
#142
#142
Thanks!~

I love reading these inspirational messages to get my day started on the right track.:crazy:

Oh yeah, don't worry about the grammar coaches on here! Full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes.:clapping:
GO VOLS!
 
#144
#144
I might like this post if could understand what your trying to say lol :)) Am I supposed to read between the lines for the verbs?? lol :eek::D
 
#145
#145
i wasn't so sure at first. but by the end of it i was pretty happy. number 13 is my favorite.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.
:daddy:
 
#146
#146
volfan2010 said:
1. Coach Dooley is a smart genius. He is smarter than hell and they aint no coach out there he caint outtrick and who is as smaart as him. His brain is gone be a big assist to our program.

2. He is a damn fine coach. I heard from a sorry ass bulldog fan that I trust that even though he was little he was instramental in the bulldogs only national title. ( His daddy got advice from him.)

3. He is a bad ass recruiter. Alot of that damn snake Sabans success at lsu is cause of Coach Dooleys awsome ass recruiting. Plus look at what he done once he got here last year. He was up against the damn wall but he still closed out a hell of a class. He even stole Rodgers from them sorry ass dogs.

4. He has put a bad ass staff around him. Some of yall undercover bulldogs in disguise were talkin about hiring Rodny Gardner to coach dline but ole Coach Dooley went out and got Chuck Smith. Gardner caint carry Chuck smiths balls in both hands. And he kept lance thompson who can recruit like hell.

5. He bringed discipline to the program. Sorry ass lane kiffin had let a thug mentality take control but Coach Dooley fixed that **** right quick. He threw that one fellow off the team.

6. Finally some one yall is looking at his time at that sorry ass Louisiana school the wrong way. yea he didnt have the best record but he took a team full of misfits and losers and got them playing pretty damn good football. Took they ass to a bowl game. Think of what he can do with our kids.
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Damn good reasons right there. What bowl you think we'll go to?
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#147
#147
ncvolgirl said:
I might like this post if could understand what your trying to say lol :)) Am I supposed to read between the lines for the verbs?? lol :eek::D
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Verbs are overrated. We covered that a while ago. Its okay if you missed it. :)
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#149
#149
tri_vol said:
Damn good reasons right there. What bowl you think we'll go to?
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Well we may lose to them sorry ass gators and Sabans sneaky snakes. So I reckon if we finish 10-2 we got a outside shot at the sugar bowl. But we gone need some help from the west beating on each other for that. More probly we will end up winning the capitol one bowl. 10 win season plus a good bowl win is pretty damn badd ass for Dooleys first year.
 
#150
#150
orangespirit said:
Vf, are you tail gating at any games this year?
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Well I got some warrants in Tennessee right now and Im having to live with my sister and her people down here in Georgia. So I prolly caint go to no games this year. We are talkin about getting cable tho so I will probly watch most of them.
 
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