Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

#179
#179
volfan2010 said:
Well I am a amature fisherman. Most of the trouble I been in lately is from operating a boat being drunk. Which is a horse **** law.
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I feel ya man. Keep ya head and don't let the man bring you down.
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#182
#182
VF 2010, I live down here in Cock country and they think they becummin' a beter program than our Vols.

Can you list me reasons why we are better so I can show dem Chickens that they are really chicken sh*t?

Thanks!
 
#183
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tri_vol said:
I feel ya man. Keep ya head and don't let the man bring you down.
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I apreciate it man. But hell dont worry. The police and the damn goverment is just like the sorry ass NCAA. Always hating and trying to mess up a good thing. The police see me having a good time and wana mess with me. Thats how the ncaa is doing with Tennessee. They see we done got Coach Dooley in place and is fixin to go on a unprecedented run of ass whoopin so they messin with us. But they all is sorry and they caint bring us down. Keep yalls heads up vol fans Coach dooley is fixin to bring us to the promise land. And for yall who is always sayin the sky is falling. Id rather be a vol with the damn walls crumbling around us than a damn gator or bulldog on they best damn day. If it aint tennessee it aint for me. Go vols.
 
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#185
volfan2010 said:
Well I am a amature fisherman. Most of the trouble I been in lately is from operating a boat being drunk. Which is a horse **** law.
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Yup... the damn police and the law always be frontin'.

Translation: Excuse me, Mr. Officer sir, are you attempting to influence me to engage in a violent action with you.
 
#186
#186
volfan2010 said:
I apreciate it man. But hell dont worry. The police and the damn goverment is just like the sorry ass NCAA. Always hating and trying to mess up a good thing. The police see me having a good time and wana mess with me. Thats how the ncaa is doing with Tennessee. They see we done got Coach Dooley in place and is fixin to go on a unprecedented run of ass whoopin so they messin with us. But they all is sorry and they caint bring us down. Keep yalls heads up vol fans Coach dooley is fixin to bring us to the promise land. And for yall who is always sayin the sky is falling. Id rather be a voll with the damn walls crumbling around us than a damn gator or bulldog on they best damn day. If it aint tennessee it aint for me. Go vols.
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This is taking it a little to far!!
 
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Ericvol2096 said:
VF 2010, I live down here in Cock country and they think they becummin' a beter program than our Vols.

Can you list me reasons why we are better so I can show dem Chickens that they are really chicken sh*t?

Thanks!
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Well who ever told you they program was worth a **** is dum as hell.

1. They are sorry as hell.

2. They mascot is a chicken.

3. They qb is a damn drunk.

4. They coach is old and the damn SEC has passed him by.

5. They d cordinator is even older.

6. They caint recruit for ****. Hell they let them sorry ass buldogs come in there and take AJ Green couple years back.

7. Them camo damn uniforms they wore that time was uglier than sin.

8. They sorry ass caint hardly ever beat the damn bulldogs. If you caint beat them sorry ass bulldogs atleast most of the time yo ass needs to seriously reevaluate yo life. Cause we all know the damn bulldogs is sorry as hell.

9. Coach dooley is so much damn smarter than they coaches he can trick they ass any time. He is a damn genious.

Aint no damn doubt we fixin to whoop they ass when we play them.
 
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volfan2010 said:
Well who ever told you they program was worth a **** is dum as hell.

1. They are sorry as hell.

2. They mascot is a chicken.

3. They qb is a damn drunk.

4. They coach is old and the damn SEC has passed him by.

5. They d cordinator is even older.

6. They caint recruit for ****. Hell they let them sorry ass buldogs come in there and take AJ Green couple years back.

7. Them camo damn uniforms they wore that time was uglier than sin.

8. They sorry ass caint hardly ever beat the damn bulldogs. If you caint beat them sorry ass bulldogs atleast most of the time yo ass needs to seriously reevaluate yo life. Cause we all know the damn bulldogs is sorry as hell.

9. Coach dooley is so much damn smarter than they coaches he can trick they ass any time. He is a damn genious.

Aint no damn doubt we fixin to whoop they ass when we play them.
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:)
 
#190
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volfan2010 said:
These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly going to be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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Hey man, you needta fix line 16, it sounds to inta-lectual. :)
 
#192
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volfan2010 said:
Well who ever told you they program was worth a **** is dum as hell.

1. They are sorry as hell.

2. They mascot is a chicken.

3. They qb is a damn drunk.

4. They coach is old and the damn SEC has passed him by.

5. They d cordinator is even older.

6. They caint recruit for ****. Hell they let them sorry ass buldogs come in there and take AJ Green couple years back.

7. Them camo damn uniforms they wore that time was uglier than sin.

8. They sorry ass caint hardly ever beat the damn bulldogs. If you caint beat them sorry ass bulldogs atleast most of the time yo ass needs to seriously reevaluate yo life. Cause we all know the damn bulldogs is sorry as hell.

9. Coach dooley is so much damn smarter than they coaches he can trick they ass any time. He is a damn genious.

Aint no damn doubt we fixin to whoop they ass when we play them.
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Agreed.
 
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#193
#193
volfan2010 said:
Well who ever told you they program was worth a **** is dum as hell.

1. They are sorry as hell.

2. They mascot is a chicken.

3. They qb is a damn drunk.

4. They coach is old and the damn SEC has passed him by.

5. They d cordinator is even older.

6. They caint recruit for ****. Hell they let them sorry ass buldogs come in there and take AJ Green couple years back.

7. Them camo damn uniforms they wore that time was uglier than sin.

8. They sorry ass caint hardly ever beat the damn bulldogs. If you caint beat them sorry ass bulldogs atleast most of the time yo ass needs to seriously reevaluate yo life. Cause we all know the damn bulldogs is sorry as hell.

9. Coach dooley is so much damn smarter than they coaches he can trick they ass any time. He is a damn genious.

Aint no damn doubt we fixin to whoop they ass when we play them.
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#196
#196
In all seriousness, I had Georgia as a win, I just didn' have the nuts to go out on a limb like the OP.
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