Recruiting Football Talk VII

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Weezer said:
What did we do to deserve this? I thought we had broken Mama Davey's voodoo curse??
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Good new about your mom!

The transfer portal and recruiting stuff is the new normal. I’ve learned to bake it into my expectations, much like injuries of one or two key players during the season. Sucks, but just part of the game and nothing will make it stop.

Still pulling a nice class together that can help us be competitive, when paired with Nico. If Hendon can beat Saban in his prime and win 11 with a supporting cast pulled from the Island of Misfit Toys, I think Nico can lead this group to some fun times!
 
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FastChad said:
I‘m not sure if I’ll ever get over Jody. Every time I watched the Vols on TV this year, all I could think about were those dimples and her laugh. I even almost gave up Applebees.

Life has to keep going though, so I’m anxiously looking forward to putting my new girlfriend through a combine tomorrow. I’m really hoping she runs a sub five second 40. That may be a deal breaker and I don’t really have a Plan B.
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Understand man! Been through a "jody" before! Actually gave up riblets for a bit.

I think even a 5.2 with a good vertical would suffice. Definitely need to consider all of her "measurables".

Good luck brother!
 
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matt_mccoy19 said:
It seems Heup has gotten too complacent with his staff as well, all signs point to WM coming back as well as banks, all in the name of staff continuity and nothing more. Banks, WM, and even BJM haven’t shown their worth in keeping another year
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You should apply for their jobs.
 
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Weezer said:
@drvenner

You can have your nads back. Turns out they're completely worthless. I offered Seaton the set if he came here and we saw how that turned out. I mean, damn, you may be the reason he picked Colorado.
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Yeah. It had nothing to do with you offering a teenager the testicles of a grown man as compensation for giving his commitment to play college football at your chosen university. It is simply that you offered him the wrong grown man's testicles. Now that we have established that it is simply a question of quality and not the offer of testicles in and of itself, we simply have to determine whose testicles would be of sufficient quality to get some top notch recruiting momentum. I recommend that you start by inspecting everyone's testicles that have a screen name other than @Glitch. I'll inspect those and give a full report.
 
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BigOrangeTrain said:
Malik Nabers- 86 rec 1546 yards 14 TDs. While playing Bama, FSU, Ole Miss, Missouri, UF, TAMU and AU.

Harrison- 67, 1211 yards 14 TDs. While playing Michigan and PSU.

So Nabers had more receptions, yards and played against much better competition but Harrison wins the Bilitnekoff. More BS.
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Wow. Not even close
 
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BigOrangeTrain said:
Malik Nabers- 86 rec 1546 yards 14 TDs. While playing Bama, FSU, Ole Miss, Missouri, UF, TAMU and AU.

Harrison- 67, 1211 yards 14 TDs. While playing Michigan and PSU.

So Nabers had more receptions, yards and played against much better competition but Harrison wins the Bilitnekoff. More BS.
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Those awards are the equivalent of prom queen. It's a popularity contest. Using stats is like saying some other girl in school had better grades or would make a better leader.
 
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