Recruiting Football Talk VII

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For everyone who commented on the Fins/Chiefs game on Peacock…


The Cowboys/Packers game had 48.5 million viewers on Fox. That’s 16.5 million or 150% more viewers than the Chiefs/Dolphins game had. So the NFL and the feather network don’t have much to crow (with peacocks it’s actually kraa) about.

One has to keep it all in perspective.

Imagine what the viewership of the Chiefs/Dolphins could have been if televised by one of the major networks.
 
❄️ Captains Log Day 1 ❄️

Two hours down. The golden doodle loves the snow. But he’s got the runny sh*ts so there’s little molten piles of diarrhea 💩 on the beautiful white snow. My 5 year old is mad at me because I won’t let him outside in a t shirt and his snow pants makes him look fat. My 8 year old is frozen from the waste down because he didn’t listen to me how to dress and he forgot he hates being cold. 10 minutes of layering, 5 minutes of playing, 10 minutes of shedding clothes. We’re already low on hot chocolate and my wife and I are doing dry January (not that 😏) so we got no booze on the house. Was like we may not have booze, but ya got… count ‘em…. 5 whole inches, baby. Dont mean to brag. ✌️
 
❄️ Captains Log Day 1 ❄️

Two hours down. The golden doodle loves the snow. But he’s got the runny sh*ts so there’s little molten piles of diarrhea 💩 on the beautiful white snow. My 5 year old is mad at me because I won’t let him outside in a t shirt and his snow pants makes him look fat. My 8 year old is frozen from the waste down because he didn’t listen to me how to dress and he forgot he hates being cold. 10 minutes of layering, 5 minutes of playing, 10 minutes of shedding clothes. We’re already low on hot chocolate and my wife and I are doing dry January (not that 😏) so we got no booze on the house. Was like we may not have booze, but ya got… count ‘em…. 5 whole inches to play with baby. Dont mean to brag. ✌️
Minus the dry January and make it a 5yo and 2yo, and you basically described my life. However, I like to think I’m more like 6 inches, but that’s probably just for self esteem reasons…
 
Not so much for appreciation as the tweet says but this is what Vols were up against the last 16 years.


He lost 14 regular season conference games in the last 16 years. That is simply unfathomable.

As a simple point of comparison, Derek Dooley did that in two years. LOL.

Good luck, DeBoer. (But not really.)
 
❄️ Captains Log Day 1 ❄️

Two hours down. The golden doodle loves the snow. But he’s got the runny sh*ts so there’s little molten piles of diarrhea 💩 on the beautiful white snow. My 5 year old is mad at me because I won’t let him outside in a t shirt and his snow pants makes him look fat. My 8 year old is frozen from the waste down because he didn’t listen to me how to dress and he forgot he hates being cold. 10 minutes of layering, 5 minutes of playing, 10 minutes of shedding clothes. We’re already low on hot chocolate and my wife and I are doing dry January (not that 😏) so we got no booze on the house. Was like we may not have booze, but ya got… count ‘em…. 5 whole inches, baby. Dont mean to brag. ✌️
Minus the dry January and make it a 5yo and 2yo, and you basically described my life. However, I like to think I’m more like 6 inches, but that’s probably just for self esteem reasons…
Y'all are using the cm side of the ruler again, aren't you. Your poor unsatisfied wives.
 
For some reason the wintery mix discussion went South...
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❄️ Captains Log Day 1 ❄️

Two hours down. The golden doodle loves the snow. But he’s got the runny sh*ts so there’s little molten piles of diarrhea 💩 on the beautiful white snow. My 5 year old is mad at me because I won’t let him outside in a t shirt and his snow pants makes him look fat. My 8 year old is frozen from the waste down because he didn’t listen to me how to dress and he forgot he hates being cold. 10 minutes of layering, 5 minutes of playing, 10 minutes of shedding clothes. We’re already low on hot chocolate and my wife and I are doing dry January (not that 😏) so we got no booze on the house. Was like we may not have booze, but ya got… count ‘em…. 5 whole inches, baby. Dont mean to brag. ✌️
Sounds like an eventful snow day..🌨️❄️
 
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