Recruiting Football Talk VII

[gainesvol82]

If your kids are on the younger side, try a short side trip to Cheyenne Mountain Zoo. You can feed the giraffes from an elevated platform. It was hilariously fun/messy with little kids. They have huge prehensile tongues and grab leaves from you with their tongue as you hold them out. The kids got slimed multiple times and kept coming back for more leaves to give out.

And then you get to make jokes afterward with your about how much better life would be if they or you had prehensile tongues or other anatomical parts.

 

[gainesvol82]

So they're saying no one gets married?

Pretty sure the lady(much older sister?) with her crotch above his face was doing him a solid (or flaccid in this case) by taking his attention off the younger twerk machine using her rear as a motorboat and helping cancel out his natural biological reaction.

Basically, women with multiple hot sisters don't ever get married in Namibia. Not really much crazier than our bachelor/bachelorette party customs.

 

[gainesvol82]

My wife only has two brothers. Glad that is not a custom here.

You saying that you would have failed the test and stayed single? Or possibly met the love of your life unexpectedly? Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

 

[gainesvol82]

White outs are for Penn St. screw that

Legend has it that the PSU whiteout has its roots in the way their administration whitewashed evidence of pedophilia. It is also a play on what said pedophiles liked to do to......nevermind, I would go straight to hell if I completed that terrible joke. Carry on.

 

[UTSuave’]

Everyone talking about Stetson…but wow I never thought of this

 

[mr.checkerboards]

Kinda making his point

I mean I wouldnt call 21 and 22 year old men children, but to each their own.

 

[Orange.]

Jerseys don’t win recruiting battles.

That would be a ridiculous exaggeration

 

[Volsdeep4]

I get it. Children like them. I just find them tacky and appalling

These “children” are who you cheer for every Saturday. They are the ones out there sweating and bleeding for the T. If they like them and it gives them extra juice then hell yeah.

 

[UTSuave’]

students are wild dude.

 

[Outofmyvolcanmind]

Morning everyone. How are we all doing on this children’s message board this morning?

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

Someone educate me because I don’t follow the nfl very closely. How did Dobbs get to start in Arizona and is there a chance he can get an extended run at the position?

 

[drvenner]

Never far away, but I do tend to "let it breath" following big losses. I find the intense negativity to be soul killing, particularly after the health challenges my wife faced recently. I'm just thrilled to go to games with her. Wouldn't matter if we lost every remaining home game.



(...although watching a beatdown is waaaay more fun).

I should also add that I pray every day for your wife because she has to be married to you. Seriously, hope she has a full recovery.

 

[RikidyBones]

Someone educate me because I don’t follow the nfl very closely. How did Dobbs get to start in Arizona and is there a chance he can get an extended run at the position?

Their midget QB Kyler Murray is hurt and they have pure trash behind him so they signed Dobbs and he beat the trash on the roster by existing. They're also thought to be trying to tank for Caleb Williams.

 

[Orange_Crush]

... UT doesn't suck as much as UT fans think. ...

Well, that's just crazy talk.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I get it. Children like them. I just find them tacky and appalling

We know. We get it. That knowledge doesn't improve our life. We can move on now?

 

[Jackcrevol]

Morning everyone. How are we all doing on this children’s message board this morning?

 

[rikberry31]

I’d rather see Stormtroopers at home and a “white out” as something different and “special”.

Storm Troopers are a road jersey.

 

[drvenner]

I was walking in the forest recently. There seemed to be a very large amount of toadstools nearby. I decided not to fool with them and give them a wide berth. Everyone knows you need to give them as mushroom as possible.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I was walking in the forest recently. There seemed to be a very large amount of toadstools nearby. I decided not to fool with them and give them a wide berth. Everyone knows you need to give them as mushroom as possible.

You really are a fungi aren't you?

 

[BruisedOrange]

I feel like we're in a "chicken, or the egg" quandary with recruiting RBs and offensive linemen.

Back in the Fulmer glory day, the assurance of quality blockers year-in and year-out certainly made Tennessee a draw for great running backs. Every HS running back surely knows the latest stats on how many hits in a career a RB can sustain.

I think Heupel has done the best he can under the circumstances, by demonstrating his willingness to spread those hits over 3 running backs each game, so that they always get to perform fresh, and with limited accumulation of college career hits before NFL dreams beckon.

But he needs a succession of above-merely-adequate O-lines to reel in the trophy fish.

 

[UTSuave’]

the good times

 

[butchna]

Storm Troopers are a road jersey.

LSU regularly wears theirs at Death Valley.

 

[Jack Burton]

Vegas knows something. I don't know what, but they know something. I thought the spread would be bought down to 9.5 by now, it's going the opposite direction. . . apparently a lot of people know something I have no clue about.

Vegas is rarely wrong though. Even if we don't cover a 12.5pt spread, the chances we don't cover 6.5 is crazy when even money is at 12.5. Point is, it is highly, highly likely we win by 6 or more.

Vegas is trolling us for some reason. Trying to get us overconfident.

In all seriousness it is strange. There must be some undisclosed injury or suspension they know about already. USCe boards will probably figure it out in the next day or so and post it.

 

[rikberry31]

LSU regularly wears theirs at Death Valley.

LSU wears white at home always have.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I was walking in the forest recently. There seemed to be a very large amount of toadstools nearby. I decided not to fool with them and give them a wide berth. Everyone knows you need to give them as mushroom as possible.