Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Orangeburst]

I enjoyed this.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Lol

They're lucky the A&M yell leaders exist.

 

[Glitch]

New balances are the truth.

1a. There’s a reason men don’t carry purses. We were not meant to carry so much. Cargo shorts are an enabler.
2a. Camo wearing by non military/hunting folk comes with its own judgement unless it is worn specifically to honor those who have been in the military.
3. Open toed sandals/flip flops are also only permissible under strict circumstances. 3a. Flip flops: beach only, no exceptions. 3b. Sandals: outdoor activities that involve water OR summer time outdoor activities sans water. 3c. Birkenstocks: without socks, at home or within a football field of it, see also 3a and 3b.
1b-2b. Combined, there is a level of dorkitude that borders porkitude and we would all be better off if we just left the cargo shorts in the garbage where they belong. Tool belts and backpacks are better and more effective alternatives.
1c-2c-3c. Now, when you combine the holy loserdom trifecta of improper camo use, cargo shorts, and open toed footwear, you get a creature so hideous and nauseating that they would win any punchable face contest by default. Introduce, dorkwitz, your neighbor you really wish wouldn’t talk to you, and @Glitch on a Wednesday approximately 5:30pm (also your neighbor you wish wouldn’t talk to you).

This concludes class 1 male fashion 101. Class 2 will be tomorrow at precisely 5pm. We will start by discussing all things socks (when to wear or not wear socks and what types of socks are appropriate for a given occasion), types of boots and when appropriate to wear them, and ideal shorts length.

I am military and don't wear open toed shoes. Can I wear my camo cargo shorts to cut the grass in? I am ok with being a dork.

 

[jave36]

Feel the same. I mean a Tyson chicken exec? Sheesh. He could easily fund NiL himself and not even miss a beat. Guess our donors are not on the elite level.

Tyson Chicken *owner* not exec

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I enjoyed this.

That was pretty good. Probably was pretty tough to catch that, but. . . I dont think I could attempt that throw from a small balcony like that.

 

[Vols2DaWall]

Been off the board for a bit. Has there been any big news from spring? Any recurring themes?

 

[InVOLuntary]

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Whar?

 

[Adam Sandler]

Lol

What’s more lame, woo pig sooee or the Aggie yell?

 

[VolGee4]

Feel the same. I mean a Tyson chicken exec? Sheesh. He could easily fund NiL himself and not even miss a beat. Guess our donors are not on the elite level.

One of the former Tyson CEO’s was a UT grad. He gave $3.2 million to UT’s Agricultural school in 2014. He retired from Tyson and is now the CEO of Foster Farms.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Haha

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I feel like Cal takes Ark to the sweet 16 year one. Only because Karma and he rarely doesn't make it lol

Sweet 16 or better in 16 of the 23 tournaments his teams have participated in. Only 3 times have his teams been knocked out of the first round. Once at Memphis and 2 out of the last 3 times at UK.

For all the Kentucky fans know they just cost themselves a final four run next year

 

[UTSuave’]

 

[Orange.]

Panicking and overreacting about the basketball situation is not a good look. I've always been a fan of Meika. Glad she's acting to calm down some hysteria, but I really wish there was no need to. It can't not be frustrating for her.
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[UTSuave’]

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Chill out

 

[SoullessGinger32_]

I honestly hope Cal takes Arky to Final 4 soon........just imagine kentucky fans if that happens lmao

 

[drvenner]

I think maybe the fact we were played a D1AA roster may have helped that one.
It was a good throw, but anyone with wheels make that play closer. Moreover, any coach wouldve scouted that player and not sent runner, down 8.

The player didnt run around second like he was going to make third, imo. Think he was surprised coach sent him.

This is a weird take. Just acknowledge the great throw.

 

[butchna]

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Heard from a lot of Commanders fans they wouldn’t give up anything substantial to only move up one spot. That was before Pro Days and interviews tho. This one’s done. He sold all of the Chicago braintrust and they sold what he can do with his brand in that city.

 

[Orange.]

Heard from a lot of Commanders fans they wouldn’t give up anything substantial to only move up one spot. That was before Pro Days and interviews tho. This one’s done. He sold all of the Chicago braintrust and they sold what he can do with his brand in that city.

News to me.



I wasn't aware that there were a lot of Commanders fans.

 

[Adam Sandler]

I am military and don't wear open toed shoes. Can I wear my camo cargo shorts to cut the grass in? I am ok with being a dork.

Not sure it’s 100% kosher but who am I to tell a vet what to do? Appreciate your service

 

[drvenner]

I am military and don't wear open toed shoes. Can I wear my camo cargo shorts to cut the grass in? I am ok with being a dork.

That's very fortunate for you.

 

[SoilVol]

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The Bears are known for being stupid.

 

[DD4ME]

Win it all

 

[Jackcrevol]

This is a weird take. Just acknowledge the great throw.

yeah, ok.

 

[DD4ME]

Been off the board for a bit. Has there been any big news from spring? Any recurring themes?

Nico looks good. D line elite. Linebackers meh. WR deep and talented. Rb shallow, but talented. Secondary some glimmers. Boo, Brazzel, Moi, and tightend transfers all fitting the bill.

 

[drvenner]

You know what to do Volnation. Keep Heupel from advancing.

If you all don't go over there and vote for Beamer, you should be ashamed

 

[SweetasSoda]