Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Enki_Amenra]

Which one of you wore this?

 

[Jackcrevol]

I thought it was a clock with long arms and no numbers. . .

 

[Daddy pants]

Probably similar reason as pregnant women. There's something in their poop that can kill unborn babies and cause nasty infections.

Yep. Toxoplasmosis. Pregnant and immune compromised should steer clear of the litter box.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Yep. Toxoplasmosis. Pregnant and immune compromised should steer clear of the litter box.

Jeez that's why I changed litter boxes for years? We dont have them anymore, litter boxes.

 

[ShelbourneVol]

Best to finance at 30 and use “saved” cash flow to invest in more property

OR
15 year mortgage for those who have trouble saving.
30 year mortgage and use the additional cash flow to dollar cost average into an S and P index exchange traded fund.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Jeez that's why I changed litter boxes for years? We dont have them anymore, litter boxes.

Well, its a well-known fact that cats cause schizophrenia in about 90% of people who have contact with them. . .

 

[Jackcrevol]

Well, its a well-known fact that cats cause schizophrenia in about 90% of people who have contact with them. . .

their shiz causes a phrenia.

 

[SoilVol]

Congrats to Chris Burke on his induction to the TN Sports HOF

Also how DARE Danny White allow black into the color scheme smh.

 

[SoilVol]

their shiz causes a phrenia.

Toxoplasmosis

Also, idc how much a person tries to hid it...

You have a box of shiz in yo house. And it DOES smell to everyone not desensitized to it.

 

[peaygolf]

While I was in the hospital waiting for my gallbladder surgery, something odd happened

A man was admitted with 25 toy horses stuck in his rectum ………

Dr’s and nurses said that he was in stable condition

 

[Jackcrevol]

Toxoplasmosis

Also, idc how much a person tries to hid it...

You have a box of shiz in yo house. And it DOES smell to everyone not desensitized to it.

My cat now shiz' outside

 

[Jackcrevol]

While I was in the hospital waiting for my gallbladder surgery, something odd happened

A man was admitted with 25 toy horses stuck in his rectum ………

Dr’s and nurses said that he was in stable condition

my buddy once shared an xray of an object, the subject said he fell backwards on. he surgically removed it. it had little horns on the end. like why? and ... how?

why not just admit you shoved something in there? it's completely obvious ...

 

[TN-POSSUM]

While I was in the hospital waiting for my gallbladder surgery, something odd happened

A man was admitted with 25 toy horses stuck in his rectum ………

Dr’s and nurses said that he was in stable condition

 

[SoilVol]

Jordan Bowden had another huge game tonight with 16pts for Hawks

Bulls and Lakers played but both Phillips and Knecht sat.

 

[Volunteer821]

While I was in the hospital waiting for my gallbladder surgery, something odd happened

A man was admitted with 25 toy horses stuck in his rectum ………

Dr’s and nurses said that he was in stable condition

 

[peaygolf]

my buddy once shared an xray of an object, the subject said he fell backwards on. he surgically removed it. it had little horns on the end. like why? and ... how?

why not just admit you shoved something in there? it's completely obvious ...

Ha
Friend of mine worked as a nurse at a hospital for years. Some of the stories she would tell about things getting stuck up the arse are absolutely hilarious.

One was a 64 oz coke bottle…….

 

[Jackcrevol]

Ha
Friend of mine worked as a nurse at a hospital for years. Some of the stories she would tell about things getting stuck up the arse are absolutely hilarious.

One was a 64 oz coke bottle…….

'What? just taking it to get recycled.'

 

[Jackcrevol]

Hemp was where it was at in the mid 90's

i'm ashamed.

 

[CABVOL]

my buddy once shared an xray of an object, the subject said he fell backwards on. he surgically removed it. it had little horns on the end. like why? and ... how?

why not just admit you shoved something in there? it's completely obvious ...

PSA…I have worked in x-ray for 35 years. I’ll let you all in on a little secret. We ALL know that you did not slip and fall onto said object in your rectum. We ALL laugh our asses () off at you. Just own up that you were trying to get your freak on.

 

[CABVOL]

Ha
Friend of mine worked as a nurse at a hospital for years. Some of the stories she would tell about things getting stuck up the arse are absolutely hilarious.

One was a 64 oz coke bottle…….

Let’s see…renuzit air fresheners…screw drivers…old tv cathode tube…bottles…dildos…a shower head…cell phone…

I could go on.

 

[Volunteer821]

Let’s see…renuzit air fresheners…screw drivers…old tv cathode tube…bottles…dildos…a shower head…cell phone…

I could go on.

 

[LoudOrange]

Let’s see…renuzit air fresheners…screw drivers…old tv cathode tube…bottles…dildos…a shower head…cell phone…

I could go on.

Gerbils?

 

[peaygolf]

Let’s see…renuzit air fresheners…screw drivers…old tv cathode tube…bottles…dildos…a shower head…cell phone…

I could go on.

Holy crap
I was just looking up odd things drs found in rectums……

Wish I hadn’t done that now……

 

[CABVOL]

Gerbils?

Not that I have ever witnessed but have heard of others that have.

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

My cat now shiz' outside

Got a friend with a Maine Coon. He trained it to use the toilet. Whenever he has company he always asks you to leave seats up in case cat needs to go.